Memeosaa 🇳🇵
@memeosaa.bsky.social
jokes and daily thought dump of a Nepali living abroad
"how did you know I’m a spy from Nepal?"
foreign agent: ghati choyera haat ma fuuu gareko bhayera
"how did you know I’m a spy from Nepal?"
foreign agent: ulto chappal sulto pareko bhayera
"how did you know I’m a spy from Nepal?"
foreign agent: kitab kulche pachi dhogeko bhayera
foreign agent: ghati choyera haat ma fuuu gareko bhayera
"how did you know I’m a spy from Nepal?"
foreign agent: ulto chappal sulto pareko bhayera
"how did you know I’m a spy from Nepal?"
foreign agent: kitab kulche pachi dhogeko bhayera
December 18, 2025 at 3:45 AM
"how did you know I’m a spy from Nepal?"
foreign agent: ghati choyera haat ma fuuu gareko bhayera
"how did you know I’m a spy from Nepal?"
foreign agent: ulto chappal sulto pareko bhayera
"how did you know I’m a spy from Nepal?"
foreign agent: kitab kulche pachi dhogeko bhayera
foreign agent: ghati choyera haat ma fuuu gareko bhayera
"how did you know I’m a spy from Nepal?"
foreign agent: ulto chappal sulto pareko bhayera
"how did you know I’m a spy from Nepal?"
foreign agent: kitab kulche pachi dhogeko bhayera
me as a therapist: ajhai chalau mobile
December 17, 2025 at 4:16 AM
me as a therapist: ajhai chalau mobile
me as a therapist: maile bhaneko nasuney pachi testai huncha
me as a therapist: bhanya terni bhaye po
me as a therapist: badi janni kina bhako ta
me as a therapist: kati kaam bigarera aayeu ta
me as a therapist: hera hera gati
Me as a therapist: oi samee
me as a therapist- ajhai chalau mobile
me as a therapist: bhanya terni bhaye po
me as a therapist: badi janni kina bhako ta
me as a therapist: kati kaam bigarera aayeu ta
me as a therapist: hera hera gati
Me as a therapist: oi samee
me as a therapist- ajhai chalau mobile
December 17, 2025 at 4:13 AM
me as a therapist: maile bhaneko nasuney pachi testai huncha
me as a therapist: bhanya terni bhaye po
me as a therapist: badi janni kina bhako ta
me as a therapist: kati kaam bigarera aayeu ta
me as a therapist: hera hera gati
Me as a therapist: oi samee
me as a therapist- ajhai chalau mobile
me as a therapist: bhanya terni bhaye po
me as a therapist: badi janni kina bhako ta
me as a therapist: kati kaam bigarera aayeu ta
me as a therapist: hera hera gati
Me as a therapist: oi samee
me as a therapist- ajhai chalau mobile
What I like about Nepal is the fact that it’s a melting pot of so many cultures from Tibetan to Madhesi to Newari. The food, the art, the festivals, the history — it’s all so rich ….. I think it’s something we don’t celebrate enough.
December 14, 2025 at 3:23 AM
What I like about Nepal is the fact that it’s a melting pot of so many cultures from Tibetan to Madhesi to Newari. The food, the art, the festivals, the history — it’s all so rich ….. I think it’s something we don’t celebrate enough.
so your name is shoes on? …. no it’s Sujan
so your name is a tool? …. no it’s Atul
so your name is Sundays? … no it’s Sandesh
so your name is door j? …. no it’s Dorje
so your name is sun toes ? …. no it’s Santosh
so your name is my nose? …. no it’s Manoj
so your name is a tool? …. no it’s Atul
so your name is Sundays? … no it’s Sandesh
so your name is door j? …. no it’s Dorje
so your name is sun toes ? …. no it’s Santosh
so your name is my nose? …. no it’s Manoj
December 12, 2025 at 3:06 AM
so your name is shoes on? …. no it’s Sujan
so your name is a tool? …. no it’s Atul
so your name is Sundays? … no it’s Sandesh
so your name is door j? …. no it’s Dorje
so your name is sun toes ? …. no it’s Santosh
so your name is my nose? …. no it’s Manoj
so your name is a tool? …. no it’s Atul
so your name is Sundays? … no it’s Sandesh
so your name is door j? …. no it’s Dorje
so your name is sun toes ? …. no it’s Santosh
so your name is my nose? …. no it’s Manoj
when someone types huncha as hunxa, instant -100 aura
when someone says momo ko chutney, instant -100 aura
when someone says bhuja instead of bhaat, instant -100 aura
when someone eats momo with knife and fork, instant -100 aura
when someone says momo ko chutney, instant -100 aura
when someone says bhuja instead of bhaat, instant -100 aura
when someone eats momo with knife and fork, instant -100 aura
December 8, 2025 at 3:11 AM
when someone types huncha as hunxa, instant -100 aura
when someone says momo ko chutney, instant -100 aura
when someone says bhuja instead of bhaat, instant -100 aura
when someone eats momo with knife and fork, instant -100 aura
when someone says momo ko chutney, instant -100 aura
when someone says bhuja instead of bhaat, instant -100 aura
when someone eats momo with knife and fork, instant -100 aura
not Spotify wrapped reminding me that I was sad in three languages: English, Nepali and Hindi
momo wrapped >>>> Spotify wrapped
momo wrapped >>>> Spotify wrapped
December 5, 2025 at 3:40 AM
not Spotify wrapped reminding me that I was sad in three languages: English, Nepali and Hindi
momo wrapped >>>> Spotify wrapped
momo wrapped >>>> Spotify wrapped
"you don't look Newar"
me: am I supposed to look like a yomari?
me: am I supposed to look like a yomari?
December 4, 2025 at 7:10 AM
"you don't look Newar"
me: am I supposed to look like a yomari?
me: am I supposed to look like a yomari?
baru credit card decline hola, timro face card kahile decline hudaina
bihana chiya haina, timro good morning bata din suru garna mann lagcha
are you WiFi? cause jata gayeni timlai nai khojchu
timlai NPC haina mero life ko main character banauna mann cha
bihana chiya haina, timro good morning bata din suru garna mann lagcha
are you WiFi? cause jata gayeni timlai nai khojchu
timlai NPC haina mero life ko main character banauna mann cha
December 2, 2025 at 4:30 AM
baru credit card decline hola, timro face card kahile decline hudaina
bihana chiya haina, timro good morning bata din suru garna mann lagcha
are you WiFi? cause jata gayeni timlai nai khojchu
timlai NPC haina mero life ko main character banauna mann cha
bihana chiya haina, timro good morning bata din suru garna mann lagcha
are you WiFi? cause jata gayeni timlai nai khojchu
timlai NPC haina mero life ko main character banauna mann cha
crazy how for yt people climbing Mt. Everest, it’s the greatest day of their life ….for the Sherpa helping them, it’s just a Tuesday
are you Tenzing Norgay cause I want you to be the first to climb on top of my Mt. Everest
are you Tenzing Norgay cause I want you to be the first to climb on top of my Mt. Everest
December 1, 2025 at 3:06 AM
crazy how for yt people climbing Mt. Everest, it’s the greatest day of their life ….for the Sherpa helping them, it’s just a Tuesday
are you Tenzing Norgay cause I want you to be the first to climb on top of my Mt. Everest
are you Tenzing Norgay cause I want you to be the first to climb on top of my Mt. Everest
Nepal matra esto desh hola jaha gharai pichhe neta ra influencers cha
*berojgari exists*
People: is this my opportunity to become an influencer or neta
qualifications bhako haru bidesh tira, qualifications nabhako haru netagiri tira ….country is cooked
*berojgari exists*
People: is this my opportunity to become an influencer or neta
qualifications bhako haru bidesh tira, qualifications nabhako haru netagiri tira ….country is cooked
November 27, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Nepal matra esto desh hola jaha gharai pichhe neta ra influencers cha
*berojgari exists*
People: is this my opportunity to become an influencer or neta
qualifications bhako haru bidesh tira, qualifications nabhako haru netagiri tira ….country is cooked
*berojgari exists*
People: is this my opportunity to become an influencer or neta
qualifications bhako haru bidesh tira, qualifications nabhako haru netagiri tira ….country is cooked
going thru people’s stories in Mangsir: wedding, wedding, another wedding, anniversary post, another wedding
November 26, 2025 at 4:06 AM
going thru people’s stories in Mangsir: wedding, wedding, another wedding, anniversary post, another wedding
🇺🇸: early in the morning
🇳🇵: first hour ma
🇳🇵: first hour ma
November 24, 2025 at 3:10 AM
🇺🇸: early in the morning
🇳🇵: first hour ma
🇳🇵: first hour ma
"you don’t look Nepali"
me: sorry I forgot my Mt. Everest at home
"you don’t look Nepali"
me: sorry I forgot my Dhaka topi at home
"you don’t look Nepali"
me: am I supposed to look like a momo?
me: sorry I forgot my Mt. Everest at home
"you don’t look Nepali"
me: sorry I forgot my Dhaka topi at home
"you don’t look Nepali"
me: am I supposed to look like a momo?
November 21, 2025 at 3:50 AM
"you don’t look Nepali"
me: sorry I forgot my Mt. Everest at home
"you don’t look Nepali"
me: sorry I forgot my Dhaka topi at home
"you don’t look Nepali"
me: am I supposed to look like a momo?
me: sorry I forgot my Mt. Everest at home
"you don’t look Nepali"
me: sorry I forgot my Dhaka topi at home
"you don’t look Nepali"
me: am I supposed to look like a momo?
saying 'momos' in front of a Nepali is a 10/10 rage bait
When I’m back in Kathmandu I feel it, another version of me
ngl haat ma plastic ko gloves lagayera banayeko pani puri doesn’t hit the same
When I’m back in Kathmandu I feel it, another version of me
ngl haat ma plastic ko gloves lagayera banayeko pani puri doesn’t hit the same
November 19, 2025 at 4:05 AM
saying 'momos' in front of a Nepali is a 10/10 rage bait
When I’m back in Kathmandu I feel it, another version of me
ngl haat ma plastic ko gloves lagayera banayeko pani puri doesn’t hit the same
When I’m back in Kathmandu I feel it, another version of me
ngl haat ma plastic ko gloves lagayera banayeko pani puri doesn’t hit the same
you’re the sanibars of my life
ma ek number ko twake ani timi mero ek number ko twaki
sadhai timro haat samauchu ani kaile kai aru chij haru pani
ma ek number ko twake ani timi mero ek number ko twaki
sadhai timro haat samauchu ani kaile kai aru chij haru pani
November 14, 2025 at 3:53 AM
you’re the sanibars of my life
ma ek number ko twake ani timi mero ek number ko twaki
sadhai timro haat samauchu ani kaile kai aru chij haru pani
ma ek number ko twake ani timi mero ek number ko twaki
sadhai timro haat samauchu ani kaile kai aru chij haru pani
When someone says 'Nepali food and Indian food are same' — instant villain arc unlocked
When someone says 'I thought Nepal was part of India' — instant villain arc unlocked
When someone says 'Oh you’re Nepali? I thought you were Indian' — instant villain arc unlocked
When someone says 'I thought Nepal was part of India' — instant villain arc unlocked
When someone says 'Oh you’re Nepali? I thought you were Indian' — instant villain arc unlocked
November 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
When someone says 'Nepali food and Indian food are same' — instant villain arc unlocked
When someone says 'I thought Nepal was part of India' — instant villain arc unlocked
When someone says 'Oh you’re Nepali? I thought you were Indian' — instant villain arc unlocked
When someone says 'I thought Nepal was part of India' — instant villain arc unlocked
When someone says 'Oh you’re Nepali? I thought you were Indian' — instant villain arc unlocked
not Zohran Mamdani eating momo on day 1 of being mayor of NYC for shubha sait
November 6, 2025 at 2:41 AM
not Zohran Mamdani eating momo on day 1 of being mayor of NYC for shubha sait
Zohran Mamdani, my mayor (I’m from Nepal)
November 5, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Zohran Mamdani, my mayor (I’m from Nepal)
just ate momo, life is worth living
"talk dirty to me"
me: sink ma bhako fohor bhada, char din dekhi nafaleko trash, ek hapta dekhi dhuna rakheko luga
"talk dirty to me"
me: sink ma bhako fohor bhada, char din dekhi nafaleko trash, ek hapta dekhi dhuna rakheko luga
October 31, 2025 at 3:07 AM
just ate momo, life is worth living
"talk dirty to me"
me: sink ma bhako fohor bhada, char din dekhi nafaleko trash, ek hapta dekhi dhuna rakheko luga
"talk dirty to me"
me: sink ma bhako fohor bhada, char din dekhi nafaleko trash, ek hapta dekhi dhuna rakheko luga
idk if you know but you’re the sanibars of my life
October 30, 2025 at 3:26 AM
idk if you know but you’re the sanibars of my life
"what are you doing for Halloween?"
me: nothing bro, I’m Nepali
me: nothing bro, I’m Nepali
October 30, 2025 at 2:36 AM
"what are you doing for Halloween?"
me: nothing bro, I’m Nepali
me: nothing bro, I’m Nepali
going to dress up as a black cat for Halloween and scare Nepalis by crossing their path
going to dress up as a feminist and scare all the Nepali boys this Halloween
going to dress up as bihe ko rista lyaune Nepali uncle/aunties and scare Nepali girls this Halloween
going to dress up as a feminist and scare all the Nepali boys this Halloween
going to dress up as bihe ko rista lyaune Nepali uncle/aunties and scare Nepali girls this Halloween
October 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
going to dress up as a black cat for Halloween and scare Nepalis by crossing their path
going to dress up as a feminist and scare all the Nepali boys this Halloween
going to dress up as bihe ko rista lyaune Nepali uncle/aunties and scare Nepali girls this Halloween
going to dress up as a feminist and scare all the Nepali boys this Halloween
going to dress up as bihe ko rista lyaune Nepali uncle/aunties and scare Nepali girls this Halloween
🇺🇸: you’re skinny
🇳🇵: hawa lagyo bhane ta timlai udaucha hola hai
🇺🇸: you’re skinny
🇳🇵: ghar ma khana didainan ki kya ho
🇳🇵: hawa lagyo bhane ta timlai udaucha hola hai
🇺🇸: you’re skinny
🇳🇵: ghar ma khana didainan ki kya ho
October 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
🇺🇸: you’re skinny
🇳🇵: hawa lagyo bhane ta timlai udaucha hola hai
🇺🇸: you’re skinny
🇳🇵: ghar ma khana didainan ki kya ho
🇳🇵: hawa lagyo bhane ta timlai udaucha hola hai
🇺🇸: you’re skinny
🇳🇵: ghar ma khana didainan ki kya ho
Deusi bhailo is all fun and games until your crush says "bhana mera bhai ho"
October 22, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Deusi bhailo is all fun and games until your crush says "bhana mera bhai ho"