There's something so off-putting about drinking a non-carbonated beverage from a soda can.

Stealing this from Bill Maher, but the next female candidate should probably heavily consider whether they want a running mate named "Tim" again.

I don't think America is ready for a Tim Vice President.

Gonna be a weird transition, assuming Blue Sky is here for the long haul, that is.

Majority of my audience is still on the cancer app, so will experiment with alternating until I gain my footing here.

Maybe I can provide exclusive previews on here or something, I dunno.

Cum.

Billionaire buys one of the biggest social media platforms on the planet, only to make the code completely open source, allowing the original creator to make an identical website as the original slowly rots.

Something, something, Bird App of Theseus.

Little did we know he was also buying a country

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