Alex Salcido
@memorialhwy.bsky.social
Musician, songwriter. Joke attempter. This is where I try to be funny and maybe peddle my music.
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New EP up on my Bandcamp, called “Lucky Dark” here’s a new song called Casino Night
alexsalcido.bandcamp.com
New EP up on my Bandcamp, called “Lucky Dark” here’s a new song called Casino Night
alexsalcido.bandcamp.com
Alex Salcido - CASINO NIGHT (w/ LYRICS)
YouTube video by Alex Salcido
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October 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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New EP up on my Bandcamp, called “Lucky Dark” here’s a new song called Casino Night
alexsalcido.bandcamp.com
New EP up on my Bandcamp, called “Lucky Dark” here’s a new song called Casino Night
alexsalcido.bandcamp.com
It’s weird when you kinda know you’ll never find true love in your own hometown
June 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
It’s weird when you kinda know you’ll never find true love in your own hometown
I’m not here enough so I’ve forgotten to also share musical things such as this…
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Alex Salcido - "SKIP TOWN" - Lyric Video
YouTube video by Alex Salcido
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April 8, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I’m not here enough so I’ve forgotten to also share musical things such as this…
youtu.be/22FsjfHTp5I?...
youtu.be/22FsjfHTp5I?...
Hey yo there’s new music up at my Bandcamp go check it out and maybe help me raise funds for the road
alexsalcido.bandcamp.com
alexsalcido.bandcamp.com
April 8, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Hey yo there’s new music up at my Bandcamp go check it out and maybe help me raise funds for the road
alexsalcido.bandcamp.com
alexsalcido.bandcamp.com
This is exactly how it was supposed to go down if you’ve ever read a Kurt Vonnegut book
Of all motherfuckers, I can’t believe the country is going down with this motherfucker.
March 1, 2025 at 9:10 PM
This is exactly how it was supposed to go down if you’ve ever read a Kurt Vonnegut book
Another day of remembering that I forgot this bullshit butterfly app
March 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Another day of remembering that I forgot this bullshit butterfly app
I’m just excited that this AI clip of 40-shit sucking Muskys toes is gonna be projected on so many buildings and stages
It fuckin better be
It fuckin better be
February 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I’m just excited that this AI clip of 40-shit sucking Muskys toes is gonna be projected on so many buildings and stages
It fuckin better be
It fuckin better be
Musk looks like he fucks like the creepy principal from Forrest Gump
February 24, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Musk looks like he fucks like the creepy principal from Forrest Gump
No thanks I prefer to call myself “sadicalized”
February 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
No thanks I prefer to call myself “sadicalized”
Dining rooms should be called “foudoirs”
February 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Dining rooms should be called “foudoirs”
Early morning Kansas
February 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Early morning Kansas
Being the bigger person and giving benefit of the doubt is out in this country
February 21, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Being the bigger person and giving benefit of the doubt is out in this country
Sobriety fucking sucks today
February 18, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Sobriety fucking sucks today
It is not lost on me that the road to Wrestlemania this year involves having to get past an event called the Elimination Chamber
February 15, 2025 at 3:11 AM
It is not lost on me that the road to Wrestlemania this year involves having to get past an event called the Elimination Chamber
You know they’re coming for Sesame Street next
February 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
You know they’re coming for Sesame Street next
We haven’t even gotten to the eventual return of Vince McMahon yet
February 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
We haven’t even gotten to the eventual return of Vince McMahon yet
So technically you could call this whole ordeal “elongate”
February 8, 2025 at 7:39 PM
So technically you could call this whole ordeal “elongate”
If we somehow get outta this, we the people had better outlaw edgelording and make it a fucking federal crime
February 7, 2025 at 10:15 PM
If we somehow get outta this, we the people had better outlaw edgelording and make it a fucking federal crime
America is like if Gotham City fucked Pawnee, Indiana while Springfield watched
February 7, 2025 at 10:12 PM
America is like if Gotham City fucked Pawnee, Indiana while Springfield watched
Your moment of zen
January 30, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Your moment of zen
Being on TikTok post-fake ban is giving me LOST season 6 John Locke vibes
January 27, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Being on TikTok post-fake ban is giving me LOST season 6 John Locke vibes
This is one of the saddest, most Kurt Vonnegut types of sentence I’ve ever read
January 24, 2025 at 10:50 PM
This is one of the saddest, most Kurt Vonnegut types of sentence I’ve ever read
My pro wrestling brain and overall past lifetime trauma is preparing me for a Dolly Parton heel turn of sorts
January 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
My pro wrestling brain and overall past lifetime trauma is preparing me for a Dolly Parton heel turn of sorts
Nothing against tramp stamps but the logo for this app is pretty much a tramp stamp
January 23, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Nothing against tramp stamps but the logo for this app is pretty much a tramp stamp