Alex Salcido
memorialhwy.bsky.social
Alex Salcido
@memorialhwy.bsky.social
Musician, songwriter. Joke attempter. This is where I try to be funny and maybe peddle my music.
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New EP up on my Bandcamp, called “Lucky Dark” here’s a new song called Casino Night

alexsalcido.bandcamp.com
Alex Salcido - CASINO NIGHT (w/ LYRICS)
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October 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
It’s weird when you kinda know you’ll never find true love in your own hometown
June 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I’m not here enough so I’ve forgotten to also share musical things such as this…

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Alex Salcido - "SKIP TOWN" - Lyric Video
YouTube video by Alex Salcido
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April 8, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Hey yo there’s new music up at my Bandcamp go check it out and maybe help me raise funds for the road
alexsalcido.bandcamp.com
April 8, 2025 at 12:52 AM
This is exactly how it was supposed to go down if you’ve ever read a Kurt Vonnegut book
Of all motherfuckers, I can’t believe the country is going down with this motherfucker.
March 1, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Another day of remembering that I forgot this bullshit butterfly app
March 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I’m just excited that this AI clip of 40-shit sucking Muskys toes is gonna be projected on so many buildings and stages

It fuckin better be
February 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Musk looks like he fucks like the creepy principal from Forrest Gump
February 24, 2025 at 4:52 AM
No thanks I prefer to call myself “sadicalized”
February 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Dining rooms should be called “foudoirs”
February 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Early morning Kansas
February 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Being the bigger person and giving benefit of the doubt is out in this country
February 21, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Sobriety fucking sucks today
February 18, 2025 at 2:55 AM
It is not lost on me that the road to Wrestlemania this year involves having to get past an event called the Elimination Chamber
February 15, 2025 at 3:11 AM
You know they’re coming for Sesame Street next
February 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
We haven’t even gotten to the eventual return of Vince McMahon yet
February 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
So technically you could call this whole ordeal “elongate”
February 8, 2025 at 7:39 PM
If we somehow get outta this, we the people had better outlaw edgelording and make it a fucking federal crime
February 7, 2025 at 10:15 PM
America is like if Gotham City fucked Pawnee, Indiana while Springfield watched
February 7, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Your moment of zen
January 30, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Being on TikTok post-fake ban is giving me LOST season 6 John Locke vibes
January 27, 2025 at 9:48 PM
This is one of the saddest, most Kurt Vonnegut types of sentence I’ve ever read
seems fine
January 24, 2025 at 10:50 PM
My pro wrestling brain and overall past lifetime trauma is preparing me for a Dolly Parton heel turn of sorts
January 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Nothing against tramp stamps but the logo for this app is pretty much a tramp stamp
January 23, 2025 at 4:11 AM