it is so fucked up that you have to wash your mop heads

a hotpot restaurant with all you can smoke cigs

it turns out Snapchat is the only ethical form of social media

Frantically googling “is Hairspray the musical problematic?”

I saw people getting their shoes shined for the first time ever at the Cleveland airport

being an Iowa state fan has taught me one important lesson: never expect anything nice to happen to you ever

I knew humanity was cooked when we couldn’t accept the loud but biodegradable Sun Chips bags

remember when social media was cool (funded by venture capital guys) and not shitty (funded by publicly traded equity)?