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Maybe moo cow is moo a good moo human? That moo doesn't moo sound moo right. Maybe moo cow will feel better as moo it moo milk moo cow moo milk cow moo milk cow moo moo moo moo.

"Moo moo moo moo."

At least the moo sound of your moo cowbell helps keep your moo head focused. And your friends are all saying such nice moo things! Moo cow is so cute they moo say. Cow is so big moo too! And moo cow's milk is moo so moo.

"I am a cow." ->

You'd notice moo if things were changing after all. You're a smart human, humans can notice those moo kinds of things! Only a dumb cow would moo let itself on all fours without worry. But it's not moo weird, right? All fours feels good for your moo back.

"I am a cow." ->

It's normal for humans to suddenly gain a lot of weight. Moo. It's fine that your moo clothes don't fit anymore, not comfortably at least. Clothes moo are itchy! Besides, your moo ass has always been too big for pants, right? You're moo not a cow at least.

"I am a cow." ->

You can't be a cow! You have work to do. People to be with. You can't spend your day in a field chewing grass and mooing. That'a absurd! You're not a cow. You know you're not a cow. You're a person. A human.

"I am a cow." ->

It feels like a sudden and random thought, but it takes over everything for a brief moment. Your friends even started noticing. "Oh, they're having a cow" they chuckle lightly as your eyes unfocus. How do they know? How do they know you're a cow? But you're not.

"I am a cow." ->