what the fuck is a starter pack

The left needs a Joe Rogan who is 300 feet tall and plays a tiny little fiddle. And when he gets angry he huffs and puffs but he's calmed down by a good friend who is a regular-sized elephant but looks teeny by comparison. Just absolutely itsy bitsy. And both of them are extremely anti-circumcision.

users of bluesky, give me money

I absolutely loathe youtube's short system. LIKE WHY CANT I CHOOSE WHETHER OR NOT I WANNA MAKE A VIDEO A SHORT. WHY DOES IT AUTOMATICALLY MAKE IT A FUCKING SHORT

selfshipping is cringe, but that's okay

I just saw an ad for a documentary called "How Jesus Became God" wtf you mean? I thought he was already God? When he was born did he have to go through God's 7 deadly trials before becoming him? What?

This app is so much more peaceful man

my name is the mental man. *does mental things*

Kendrick vs Parappa the Rapper would go crazy

"Hi! I'm Joel Carman!" - Joel Carman

FIND THE CHORTLER FIND THE CHORTLER FIND THE CHORTLER FIND THE CHORTLER FIND THE CHORTLER FIND THE CHORTLER FIND THE CHORTLER FIND THE CHORTLER FIND THE CHORTLER FIND THE CHORTLER FIND THE CHORTLER FIND THE CHORTLER FIND THE CHORTLER FIND THE CHORTLER FIND THE CHORTLER FIND THE CHORTLER

Just saw someone say they believe in ToysMCI and now THIS??? I might actually kms chat. 2025 is gonna be even worse /hj

Every day we stray further from God

oh... talesgames... got somewhat confirmed... idk how to feel about that

I look back and see i've gained followers! That's good! I hope all of you have a merry christmas! I'm sending you all nice little gifts! The turkey terantchula is back. Y'all are so cool!

okay, so, because I like to just retweet and reply to a bunch of shit on twitter I thought I'd actually make some original tweets here on bluesky as well as potentially posting art on here as well, that way this isn't just twitter. does this make sense? no

I WANT TO DREAM OF A WHITE CHRISTMAS WITH EVERY CHRISTMAS CARD I WRITE. THE CHRISTMAS CARD IS MADE OF SKIN. THE SKIN IS MADE OF BLOOD. YOU'RE BLOOD. FUCK YOU

I am mental man. I have invaded this app. Horror will commence