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I work very hard but I'm lazy, I can't take the pressure and it's starting to show. www.mentalramblings.com
Obviously I'm watching the Winter Soldier, which is great, and my memory of who's meant to be where after so much MCU isn't quite there. However, couldn't Hulk just have beat the shit out of everything? Actually this probably applies to most of the MCU, which was amazing up to and including Endgame.
January 11, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Obviously I'm watching the Winter Soldier, which is great, and my memory of who's meant to be where after so much MCU isn't quite there. However, couldn't Hulk just have beat the shit out of everything? Actually this probably applies to most of the MCU, which was amazing up to and including Endgame.
Welcome Skynet or Xenomorphs or whatever they call Predators these days.
Trump can kill whoever he wants whenever he wants, either at home or abroad.
Anything is better than this.
Trump can kill whoever he wants whenever he wants, either at home or abroad.
Anything is better than this.
January 11, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Welcome Skynet or Xenomorphs or whatever they call Predators these days.
Trump can kill whoever he wants whenever he wants, either at home or abroad.
Anything is better than this.
Trump can kill whoever he wants whenever he wants, either at home or abroad.
Anything is better than this.
Zola's algorithm evaluates people's past to predict their future.
Getting an urge to go against everything I've done before.
Getting an urge to go against everything I've done before.
January 11, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Zola's algorithm evaluates people's past to predict their future.
Getting an urge to go against everything I've done before.
Getting an urge to go against everything I've done before.
Everytime I'm falling down. All alone I fall to pieces.
December 28, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Everytime I'm falling down. All alone I fall to pieces.
I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor
December 28, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor
Guess I better do Dry January this time. Woke up to a rejection email from the deed poll company because I tried to change my name to AIDS Related Illness
December 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Guess I better do Dry January this time. Woke up to a rejection email from the deed poll company because I tried to change my name to AIDS Related Illness
A Trump Class Battleship? A battleship that presumably shits itself and redacted redacted underage battleships I take it
December 22, 2025 at 11:29 PM
A Trump Class Battleship? A battleship that presumably shits itself and redacted redacted underage battleships I take it
The Game Of Thrones Theme Song | Fender Custom Shop | Fender
YouTube video by Fender
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December 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Nuno is probably the rock MVP of the year, he was the mainstay of Back to the Beginning and is an all round fucking star
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2019 IPMA - Nuno Bettencourt LIVE - "Get the Funk Out" (featuring Kevin Figueiredo of Extreme)
YouTube video by IPMA Awards
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December 20, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Nuno is probably the rock MVP of the year, he was the mainstay of Back to the Beginning and is an all round fucking star
youtu.be/RUrWwXESv6w?...
youtu.be/RUrWwXESv6w?...
God save it, God save the Queen's cunt!
December 19, 2025 at 4:00 AM
God save it, God save the Queen's cunt!
Can you help me occupy my brain?
December 19, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Can you help me occupy my brain?
My religion is the practice of sedition
December 18, 2025 at 11:14 PM
My religion is the practice of sedition
Afternoon of darts that won't be soon forgotten, perked me right up!
December 18, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Afternoon of darts that won't be soon forgotten, perked me right up!
Wrestling Haiku (never seen) 17. With an unashamed nod to Pitch Meetings.
The last time is now
Cena's taken his last bow
Wow, wow, wow wow...
...wow!
Also fuck you Gunther!
The last time is now
Cena's taken his last bow
Wow, wow, wow wow...
...wow!
Also fuck you Gunther!
December 18, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Wrestling Haiku (never seen) 17. With an unashamed nod to Pitch Meetings.
The last time is now
Cena's taken his last bow
Wow, wow, wow wow...
...wow!
Also fuck you Gunther!
The last time is now
Cena's taken his last bow
Wow, wow, wow wow...
...wow!
Also fuck you Gunther!
A little something I've started about an alien invasion being fought off by Heavy Metal bands
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Hier Komt Die Sonne
The moon was still on fire.Parts of it would burn for a long time to come, making it visible in the morning sky in Berlin that day. The shuttle had crashed back down to earth, it's inhabitants dead. G...
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December 17, 2025 at 12:33 PM
A little something I've started about an alien invasion being fought off by Heavy Metal bands
www.mentalramblings.com/post/hier-ko...
www.mentalramblings.com/post/hier-ko...
Darts Haiku 47
Gerwyn Price is nice
Peter Wright has won it twice
Gerwyn's 2nd? COME ON!
Gerwyn Price is nice
Peter Wright has won it twice
Gerwyn's 2nd? COME ON!
December 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Darts Haiku 47
Gerwyn Price is nice
Peter Wright has won it twice
Gerwyn's 2nd? COME ON!
Gerwyn Price is nice
Peter Wright has won it twice
Gerwyn's 2nd? COME ON!
Wrestling Haiku 9 million
Solo Sikoa
Small cock? Is it a grower?
It'd scare beachgoers!
Solo Sikoa
Small cock? Is it a grower?
It'd scare beachgoers!
December 16, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Wrestling Haiku 9 million
Solo Sikoa
Small cock? Is it a grower?
It'd scare beachgoers!
Solo Sikoa
Small cock? Is it a grower?
It'd scare beachgoers!
You're terminated fucker
December 4, 2025 at 12:18 AM
You're terminated fucker
Fenton! Jesus Christ!
December 3, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Fenton! Jesus Christ!
I'm every woman, it's all in me.
If we only include women currently alive, not the dead or those yet to be born that's approximately 4 Billion all in one person.
You make me wish I had 8 Billion hands!
If we only include women currently alive, not the dead or those yet to be born that's approximately 4 Billion all in one person.
You make me wish I had 8 Billion hands!
December 3, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I'm every woman, it's all in me.
If we only include women currently alive, not the dead or those yet to be born that's approximately 4 Billion all in one person.
You make me wish I had 8 Billion hands!
If we only include women currently alive, not the dead or those yet to be born that's approximately 4 Billion all in one person.
You make me wish I had 8 Billion hands!
Gillette is not the best a man can get. A weekend long cocaine fuelled orgy with the Judges from Strictly, with Cotton Eye Joe on repeat the entire time, is infinitely better. And I say that as a man who has shaved his testicles more than once
December 1, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Gillette is not the best a man can get. A weekend long cocaine fuelled orgy with the Judges from Strictly, with Cotton Eye Joe on repeat the entire time, is infinitely better. And I say that as a man who has shaved his testicles more than once
Long story short, the Genie told me I was a cunt and punched me in the bollocks.
November 30, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Long story short, the Genie told me I was a cunt and punched me in the bollocks.
There was only one thing I could ask for obviously. The return of Len Goodman's Partners In Rhyme to UK television.
November 30, 2025 at 3:46 AM
There was only one thing I could ask for obviously. The return of Len Goodman's Partners In Rhyme to UK television.
He / she / they said that due to tariffs only one wish would be available.
November 30, 2025 at 3:45 AM
He / she / they said that due to tariffs only one wish would be available.
I found a lamp earlier and it had an actual genie in, which was nice.
November 30, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I found a lamp earlier and it had an actual genie in, which was nice.