Just curious, which database containing all the photos of all the citizens is this app using to determine citizenship?

Going after the no hanging fruit.

What if someone shouted “FUMBLE!” and everyone just piled on top of them like it’s Monday Night Football 🏈?

Withholding from some when you could provide for all is really a dick move.

PS the plaid one is a thermos.

So was Frank Zappa.

You have lots of ideas great, can you articulate even a single one of them?

Someone want to explain this to Fetterman?

Someone please tell this guy they stopped filming Joe Dirt a long time ago and he can drop out of character already. Freaking method actors

Almost as mad as when he found out the military couldn’t actually graft Adamantium to his bone spurs.

The Pennsylvania Dutch have the perfect word- Heevahava

Conjecture: He realizes the Epstein walls are closing in so he leans into the dementia, prompting Vance to use the 25th to take over and promptly pardon him while the right deflects any Epstein attacks as bullying a senile old man. He escapes his problems,we’re still stuck with his regime.

So will he call upon all Americans to come together and help our farmers by eating lots and lots of tofu?

People are moving in with family in record numbers, but what if you’ve got no family to fall back on?