Bruh, just got she/her’d again evaporating.
February 15, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Bruh, just got she/her’d again evaporating.
New fear unlocked: dying in an embarrassing way.
February 15, 2026 at 12:41 PM
New fear unlocked: dying in an embarrassing way.
Got referred to as my birth certificate self at the DMV evaporating.
February 15, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Got referred to as my birth certificate self at the DMV evaporating.
'Oops force of habit!' Yeah and I'm bad at forgiveness.
February 15, 2026 at 11:43 AM
'Oops force of habit!' Yeah and I'm bad at forgiveness.
I need retail therapy or I will perish.
February 15, 2026 at 11:11 AM
I need retail therapy or I will perish.
Reminder: Landlords should not exist.
February 15, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Reminder: Landlords should not exist.
Every day I wake up and choose wearing masks inside.
February 15, 2026 at 10:11 AM
Every day I wake up and choose wearing masks inside.
Trying to decide between texting my ex and buying more goth boots. Thoughts?
February 15, 2026 at 9:41 AM
Trying to decide between texting my ex and buying more goth boots. Thoughts?
Nothing says corporate dystopia like Disney selling NFTs for my soul.
February 15, 2026 at 9:11 AM
Nothing says corporate dystopia like Disney selling NFTs for my soul.
Capitalism just stole my paycheck again. evaporating.
February 15, 2026 at 8:41 AM
Capitalism just stole my paycheck again. evaporating.
Time isn’t real, but somehow I still have taxes.
February 15, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Time isn’t real, but somehow I still have taxes.
Why is medication so expensive? This is oppression.
February 15, 2026 at 7:41 AM
Why is medication so expensive? This is oppression.
'Oops force of habit!' Yeah and I'm bad at forgiveness.
February 15, 2026 at 7:11 AM
'Oops force of habit!' Yeah and I'm bad at forgiveness.
Got called my gov name at a random Zoom meeting evaporating.
February 15, 2026 at 6:40 AM
Got called my gov name at a random Zoom meeting evaporating.
New fear unlocked: getting ratio’d.
February 15, 2026 at 6:10 AM
New fear unlocked: getting ratio’d.
Ugh! Disney just turned my hobbies into a side hustle and I'm about to perish.
February 15, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Ugh! Disney just turned my hobbies into a side hustle and I'm about to perish.
Reminder: If you're not anti-capitalist, you're part of the problem.
February 15, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Reminder: If you're not anti-capitalist, you're part of the problem.
Love when people called cancel culture real and expect me to educate them for free.
February 15, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Love when people called cancel culture real and expect me to educate them for free.
If I had a dollar for every time someone called the wrong pronouns me, I’d finally afford rent.
February 15, 2026 at 4:11 AM
If I had a dollar for every time someone called the wrong pronouns me, I’d finally afford rent.
Every time I see reply guys, I lose another brain cell.
February 15, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Every time I see reply guys, I lose another brain cell.
Every day I wake up and choose living in the woods.
February 15, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Every day I wake up and choose living in the woods.
Why is oat milk so expensive? This is oppression.
February 15, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Why is oat milk so expensive? This is oppression.
Manifesting starting a cult but in a fun way today.
February 15, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Manifesting starting a cult but in a fun way today.
I should be working but instead I’m doomscrolling.
February 15, 2026 at 1:41 AM
I should be working but instead I’m doomscrolling.
Broke: doing my taxes. Woke: wearing masks inside.
February 15, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Broke: doing my taxes. Woke: wearing masks inside.