This is just like me only the chairs are uncomfortable the waiting room is crowded and someone's kids are running around and bumping into me every few minutes while everybody is talking at once and I want to scream and jump out a window but I can't move an inch...🥲👍

My actual goals in life

I would give up my klondike bar for the opportunity of a lifetime🙏

Wow what a c**t

Well tomorrow is my birthday and I've never received a birthday spanking before 😊

God's I wish it was me getting spanked 🥺

Congratulations that shit is hard! 🥳🎉👏👏👏🎉🥳

This is the saddest thing I've ever seen not sad as in depressing but sad as in pathetic... like fucking wow

The cuter and squishier the more fun to cuddle like a warm life-sized squishmellow 😊

The music in this 😂
All I could think while watching was "doses your dick hang low doses it wobble to the floor🎶"

Reminds me of when I lived next to the train tracks and my house would vibrate at night and wake me up every time 🙃

I mean I'm willing to let you to sit in my lap but you gotta fight my cat for the right lol

Very hot but please put a flashing warning for those with epilepsy and sensitive eyes

Mood same here honestly 😣

Um....oh! Snapple kills dumbdoorman!