Meowmocha
@meowmocha.bsky.social
Depending on the day, giving an hourly report of events might be interesting, or it might be
-Lay in bed
-Stared at phone
-Got up and stared at TV
-Did something grindy in a game
-Emptied the dishwasher
-Got mad at a current event
-Scrolled mindlessly through nothing
-Went to bed
-Lay in bed
-Stared at phone
-Got up and stared at TV
-Did something grindy in a game
-Emptied the dishwasher
-Got mad at a current event
-Scrolled mindlessly through nothing
-Went to bed
February 10, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Depending on the day, giving an hourly report of events might be interesting, or it might be
-Lay in bed
-Stared at phone
-Got up and stared at TV
-Did something grindy in a game
-Emptied the dishwasher
-Got mad at a current event
-Scrolled mindlessly through nothing
-Went to bed
-Lay in bed
-Stared at phone
-Got up and stared at TV
-Did something grindy in a game
-Emptied the dishwasher
-Got mad at a current event
-Scrolled mindlessly through nothing
-Went to bed
And on the other side of things, there are some kids who look older than they are.
February 10, 2026 at 1:25 AM
And on the other side of things, there are some kids who look older than they are.
Big Brother is watching...
February 10, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Big Brother is watching...
I dunno, I never tried to drop a piano on anybody. Or blow someone up with dynamite. Or get rid of nine million diapers by hiding them in the walls.
February 10, 2026 at 1:19 AM
I dunno, I never tried to drop a piano on anybody. Or blow someone up with dynamite. Or get rid of nine million diapers by hiding them in the walls.
Some 14-year-old: Hi, I was born in 1936, and I have five grandchildren. Really, it's true!
February 10, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Some 14-year-old: Hi, I was born in 1936, and I have five grandchildren. Really, it's true!
I have many questions.
February 8, 2026 at 12:57 AM
I have many questions.
Well, my last workplace certainly sucked.
February 6, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Well, my last workplace certainly sucked.
Not keeping up with news: "How do you not know this, how are so ignorant of things around you???"
Keeping up with news: I am disgusted with everything and my thoughts are incomprehensibly dark.
Keeping up with news: I am disgusted with everything and my thoughts are incomprehensibly dark.
February 4, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Not keeping up with news: "How do you not know this, how are so ignorant of things around you???"
Keeping up with news: I am disgusted with everything and my thoughts are incomprehensibly dark.
Keeping up with news: I am disgusted with everything and my thoughts are incomprehensibly dark.
The cybertrucks are next-level weird-looking.
February 3, 2026 at 9:24 PM
The cybertrucks are next-level weird-looking.
I thought it was because mouth flesh just regenerated/healed faster. Which once led to a memorable quote from someone I went to high school with. "I wish my whole body was mouth flesh!"
February 2, 2026 at 11:04 PM
I thought it was because mouth flesh just regenerated/healed faster. Which once led to a memorable quote from someone I went to high school with. "I wish my whole body was mouth flesh!"
Let's be honest, this entire decade has sucked.
January 31, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Let's be honest, this entire decade has sucked.
Let's not talk about that. I would rather talk about...
DAY-O
DAAAAAYYYYYY-O
DAY-O
DAAAAAYYYYYY-O
a group of people standing around a table with plates of food on it
Alt: Scene from 'Beetlejuice'- dinner scene where everyone is possessed and forced to dance to 'Banana Boat (Day-O)' by Henry Belafonte.
media.tenor.com
January 31, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Let's not talk about that. I would rather talk about...
DAY-O
DAAAAAYYYYYY-O
DAY-O
DAAAAAYYYYYY-O
Where's 'pocketful of sunshine'. 😠
January 29, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Where's 'pocketful of sunshine'. 😠
Step 1: Hit Shift+Alt+F4+F5+F6+F7+End.
Step 2: In the BIOS menu, find the MS-DOS hypertext mainframe configuration menu.
Step 3: Change the wattage of the 56th upper left capacitor to 0.672571 millijoules.
Step 5: Using binary code, reroute the voiceless alveolar lateral fricative to the VRAM.
Step 2: In the BIOS menu, find the MS-DOS hypertext mainframe configuration menu.
Step 3: Change the wattage of the 56th upper left capacitor to 0.672571 millijoules.
Step 5: Using binary code, reroute the voiceless alveolar lateral fricative to the VRAM.
January 27, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Step 1: Hit Shift+Alt+F4+F5+F6+F7+End.
Step 2: In the BIOS menu, find the MS-DOS hypertext mainframe configuration menu.
Step 3: Change the wattage of the 56th upper left capacitor to 0.672571 millijoules.
Step 5: Using binary code, reroute the voiceless alveolar lateral fricative to the VRAM.
Step 2: In the BIOS menu, find the MS-DOS hypertext mainframe configuration menu.
Step 3: Change the wattage of the 56th upper left capacitor to 0.672571 millijoules.
Step 5: Using binary code, reroute the voiceless alveolar lateral fricative to the VRAM.
I remember reading somewhere that the reason we automatically close our eyes when we sneeze is because otherwise, the force of the sneeze might make our eyes pop out of the sockets.
...And apparently it's true. 😂
...And apparently it's true. 😂
January 22, 2026 at 9:32 PM
I remember reading somewhere that the reason we automatically close our eyes when we sneeze is because otherwise, the force of the sneeze might make our eyes pop out of the sockets.
...And apparently it's true. 😂
...And apparently it's true. 😂
Calories are a unit of energy. If you deprive yourself of calories, you deprive yourself of energy.
January 22, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Calories are a unit of energy. If you deprive yourself of calories, you deprive yourself of energy.
I haven't seen this one, but I now wonder whether there's something worse than 'Ninja Nanny'. Please tell me this isn't WORSE.
Fresh oats, fresh oats...
Fresh oats, fresh oats...
January 19, 2026 at 1:06 AM
I haven't seen this one, but I now wonder whether there's something worse than 'Ninja Nanny'. Please tell me this isn't WORSE.
Fresh oats, fresh oats...
Fresh oats, fresh oats...
I was getting ready for school, arrived an hour late, and then thought, "Wait, why AM I still in school? I should have been done with this a decade ago."
January 17, 2026 at 9:32 PM
I was getting ready for school, arrived an hour late, and then thought, "Wait, why AM I still in school? I should have been done with this a decade ago."
As a kid, I used to ask my brother if I could play his snowboarding game. Do you have that one?
I'm jealous of my sims in Sims 2, because they're always playing SSX3.
I'm jealous of my sims in Sims 2, because they're always playing SSX3.
January 17, 2026 at 9:31 PM
As a kid, I used to ask my brother if I could play his snowboarding game. Do you have that one?
I'm jealous of my sims in Sims 2, because they're always playing SSX3.
I'm jealous of my sims in Sims 2, because they're always playing SSX3.