We have a bucket full of bath toys, but my 4 year old is having the best time with an empty shampoo bottle
February 7, 2025 at 3:15 AM
We have a bucket full of bath toys, but my 4 year old is having the best time with an empty shampoo bottle
How did I get such a feral child?!
*Looks directly at self in mirror*
*Looks directly at self in mirror*
It's hard to scold your 4yo for trying to bite Mommy's face when you're laughing hysterically.
November 23, 2024 at 2:35 AM
How did I get such a feral child?!
*Looks directly at self in mirror*
*Looks directly at self in mirror*
Played go fish with the kiddo, using "the bird cards"
I know how this ends, and it ends with her surprising me that she knows how to read swear words
@effinbirds.com
I know how this ends, and it ends with her surprising me that she knows how to read swear words
@effinbirds.com
November 22, 2024 at 2:41 AM
Played go fish with the kiddo, using "the bird cards"
I know how this ends, and it ends with her surprising me that she knows how to read swear words
@effinbirds.com
I know how this ends, and it ends with her surprising me that she knows how to read swear words
@effinbirds.com
Sorry my bad, but my hands are literally always full
Never teach a 4yo the expression "My hands are full right now.". They will use that to get out of everything.
November 21, 2024 at 1:05 AM
Sorry my bad, but my hands are literally always full