Wish you were poopin in my toilet instead of yours

Wondering about if I got skinny again, would I lose my boobs?

Not being able to binge watch White Lotus season 3 is making me very itchy.
It also feels like old times.

The human experience- knowing that waiting is good and wanting not to anyhow

I can’t move, someone please get me a rainbow road from Ike’s

My girlfriend is very funny. I will show no examples because I DO want her all to myself. Goodnight everyone. 👋🏼

Thank you to the random strangers on the road for reminding me that I love this song

The children got to my adult coloring books

I’ve been seeing a lot of uncanny valley video clips online where I’m pretty sure original movie/show blips are being put through filters. Why is that?

Very excited

Had too many pre-sleep snack. Now what I have is indigestion.

I love having an excuse to hot on the internet.