Bureau of Unearned Merit
@meritbureau.bsky.social
Official recognition for unearned merit. Documenting institutional failure in real time.
Founded by accident, 2026
meritbureau.com
Founded by accident, 2026
meritbureau.com
Early-stage anti-fascist radicalization observed among students.
January 31, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Early-stage anti-fascist radicalization observed among students.
2026 Be Best Award for Creation of 108 Minutes of Content (Substance not Reviewed)
for Melania (a film-like creation)
for Melania (a film-like creation)
January 30, 2026 at 11:23 PM
2026 Be Best Award for Creation of 108 Minutes of Content (Substance not Reviewed)
for Melania (a film-like creation)
for Melania (a film-like creation)
2026 Be Best Award for Creation of 108 Minutes of Content
(Melania)
(Melania)
January 30, 2026 at 9:59 PM
2026 Be Best Award for Creation of 108 Minutes of Content
(Melania)
(Melania)
Relevant correspondence was omitted from the Melania film.
January 30, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Relevant correspondence was omitted from the Melania film.
Be Best Award for Creation of 108 Minutes of Content
(Melania)
(Melania)
January 30, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Be Best Award for Creation of 108 Minutes of Content
(Melania)
(Melania)
The award recognizes duration, not substance.
January 30, 2026 at 8:34 PM
The award recognizes duration, not substance.
Be Best Award for Creation of 108 Minutes of Content
(Melania)
(Melania)
January 30, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Be Best Award for Creation of 108 Minutes of Content
(Melania)
(Melania)
Be Best Award for Creation of 108 Minutes of Content
(Melania)
(Melania)
January 30, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Be Best Award for Creation of 108 Minutes of Content
(Melania)
(Melania)
Capacity planning has been decoupled from physical reality.
January 30, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Capacity planning has been decoupled from physical reality.
State sovereignty has been placed on a performance plan.
January 30, 2026 at 6:22 PM
State sovereignty has been placed on a performance plan.
Be Best Award for Creation of 108 Minutes of Content
(Melania)
(Melania)
January 30, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Be Best Award for Creation of 108 Minutes of Content
(Melania)
(Melania)
National funding was held pending assurance of individual grievance compensation.
January 30, 2026 at 6:03 PM
National funding was held pending assurance of individual grievance compensation.
Journalistic activity was reclassified as hostile amid ongoing regime stabilization efforts.
January 30, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Journalistic activity was reclassified as hostile amid ongoing regime stabilization efforts.
Be Best Award for Creation of 108 Minutes of Content
(Melania)
(Melania)
January 30, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Be Best Award for Creation of 108 Minutes of Content
(Melania)
(Melania)
Leadership instability was characterized as routine rather than consequential.
January 27, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Leadership instability was characterized as routine rather than consequential.
“One other thing” was not specified and therefore not guaranteed.
January 27, 2026 at 8:42 PM
“One other thing” was not specified and therefore not guaranteed.
Expression exceeding acceptable volume thresholds is subject to neutralization.
January 27, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Expression exceeding acceptable volume thresholds is subject to neutralization.