Merletron 3030
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Man Black Santa Claus must have stiffed her again at Christmas
January 29, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Man Black Santa Claus must have stiffed her again at Christmas
So I guess the whole place will be set on fire within the next few hours
January 29, 2026 at 12:51 AM
So I guess the whole place will be set on fire within the next few hours
A gentle reminder that at least 1 in 6 Americans is a psychopath
January 29, 2026 at 12:49 AM
A gentle reminder that at least 1 in 6 Americans is a psychopath
OPEN THE SHRIMP-FLAVORED RAMEN
January 29, 2026 at 12:27 AM
OPEN THE SHRIMP-FLAVORED RAMEN
Man somebody's getting paid by the no-bill
January 29, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Man somebody's getting paid by the no-bill
Looks like reality is his Kryptonite
January 29, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Looks like reality is his Kryptonite
A good intermediate step is dethrone Schumer and then whip him into shape in voting for the 29 things you want instead of the 3 things you want 2 of which you already have.
January 29, 2026 at 12:10 AM
A good intermediate step is dethrone Schumer and then whip him into shape in voting for the 29 things you want instead of the 3 things you want 2 of which you already have.
Do we? Is this another CULTURE MOMENT instead of INVESTIGATIVE ALL THE OTHER MURDERS AND DEATH IN ICE FACILITIES moment for the soon-to-be-shuttered Post?
January 29, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Do we? Is this another CULTURE MOMENT instead of INVESTIGATIVE ALL THE OTHER MURDERS AND DEATH IN ICE FACILITIES moment for the soon-to-be-shuttered Post?
I've seen less bias in a Len Bias documentary
January 28, 2026 at 11:41 PM
I've seen less bias in a Len Bias documentary
Area Man-Child Arrested, Held Without Bail For Defrauding Local Businessman
January 28, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Area Man-Child Arrested, Held Without Bail For Defrauding Local Businessman
Why would they, what have they actually be threatened with apart from a few things they can ignore for another 100 contempt charges
January 28, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Why would they, what have they actually be threatened with apart from a few things they can ignore for another 100 contempt charges
Well, nobody ever said Schumer wasn't shit at his job, least of all Democrats
January 28, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Well, nobody ever said Schumer wasn't shit at his job, least of all Democrats
Boy those critics are really on the ball, maybe someday the New York Times themselves will make some sort of intuitive leap
January 28, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Boy those critics are really on the ball, maybe someday the New York Times themselves will make some sort of intuitive leap
Chuck Schumer hasn't seized a moment since he plunked down the two dollar cover charge to see Jim Croce in The Village in 1968
January 28, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Chuck Schumer hasn't seized a moment since he plunked down the two dollar cover charge to see Jim Croce in The Village in 1968
So about two weeks into his second term America said oh shit what did we just do and never looked back
January 28, 2026 at 11:09 PM
So about two weeks into his second term America said oh shit what did we just do and never looked back
You're dealing with a man in the Minority Leader who has the largest magic bean collection in all of New York state.
January 28, 2026 at 10:58 PM
You're dealing with a man in the Minority Leader who has the largest magic bean collection in all of New York state.
Another Chuck Schumer Nothing-Burger Special. He folds more than the whole of the garment district.
January 28, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Another Chuck Schumer Nothing-Burger Special. He folds more than the whole of the garment district.
Well thankfully he can pivot to rocke.. (factory and all rockets therein blow up)
January 28, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Well thankfully he can pivot to rocke.. (factory and all rockets therein blow up)
Mine has a bumpersticker that reads I was placed in the night in this jerk's driveway, he had nothing to do with it
January 28, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Mine has a bumpersticker that reads I was placed in the night in this jerk's driveway, he had nothing to do with it
(Seinfeld voice) And you want to be my automonous robot and Mars mission coordinator.
January 28, 2026 at 9:42 PM
(Seinfeld voice) And you want to be my automonous robot and Mars mission coordinator.
I wouldn't know her except that ever time there's a list of six or seven dissident Democrats, her, Golden and Cuellar are surefire inclusions.
January 28, 2026 at 9:00 PM
I wouldn't know her except that ever time there's a list of six or seven dissident Democrats, her, Golden and Cuellar are surefire inclusions.
I got to see them (and The Goodies and Tomorrow People and Tom Baker) on the Houston equivalent in the late 70s/early 80s but in all fairness I was already annoying.
January 28, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I got to see them (and The Goodies and Tomorrow People and Tom Baker) on the Houston equivalent in the late 70s/early 80s but in all fairness I was already annoying.
In all fairness your average Times/Post reporter or editor can be fooled by a game of three card monte or producing a quarter out of one's ear.
January 28, 2026 at 7:07 PM
In all fairness your average Times/Post reporter or editor can be fooled by a game of three card monte or producing a quarter out of one's ear.
(suddenly remembers he's a member of the Party With No Objectivity)
January 28, 2026 at 6:29 PM
(suddenly remembers he's a member of the Party With No Objectivity)
ROLES? Yes I'm here to play the part of accounts manager.
I mean I know your soon-to-be-shuttered newspaper is owned by Bezos, but have some sort of dignity on the way out!
I mean I know your soon-to-be-shuttered newspaper is owned by Bezos, but have some sort of dignity on the way out!
January 28, 2026 at 6:29 PM
ROLES? Yes I'm here to play the part of accounts manager.
I mean I know your soon-to-be-shuttered newspaper is owned by Bezos, but have some sort of dignity on the way out!
I mean I know your soon-to-be-shuttered newspaper is owned by Bezos, but have some sort of dignity on the way out!