i hope they throw an enrichment toy into me cage today
May 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
i hope they throw an enrichment toy into me cage today
never drinking again.. unless offered a be er
May 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
never drinking again.. unless offered a be er
jerking so hard my apple watch thinks i'm having a seizure
December 4, 2024 at 4:09 PM
jerking so hard my apple watch thinks i'm having a seizure
a friend of a friend from the gym is called a gym-law
December 3, 2024 at 11:12 PM
a friend of a friend from the gym is called a gym-law
pissing loud as hell so she think i'm hung
December 3, 2024 at 8:39 PM
pissing loud as hell so she think i'm hung
those found guilty of wearing vibram fivefingers will be sentenced to death
December 3, 2024 at 5:12 PM
those found guilty of wearing vibram fivefingers will be sentenced to death
call me caesar the way i be dressing
December 3, 2024 at 1:39 PM
call me caesar the way i be dressing
accidentally moaned while stretching at the gym
December 2, 2024 at 11:06 PM
accidentally moaned while stretching at the gym
strip club oysters are a whole ass vibe
December 2, 2024 at 11:05 PM
strip club oysters are a whole ass vibe
i'mma smoke weed and just vibe..maybe listen to some good weed music, jerk my fuckin dick and just relax straight vibing to the rhythm of the universe
December 2, 2024 at 11:03 PM
i'mma smoke weed and just vibe..maybe listen to some good weed music, jerk my fuckin dick and just relax straight vibing to the rhythm of the universe
hair transplants can't cure spiritual baldness
December 2, 2024 at 10:58 PM
hair transplants can't cure spiritual baldness
farting is an indoor activity
December 2, 2024 at 10:56 PM
farting is an indoor activity
need to acquire a severely deformed cat, bluesky folx would like that
December 2, 2024 at 9:39 PM
need to acquire a severely deformed cat, bluesky folx would like that
raw dogged a gas station taquito and now I’m seeing visions of aztec corn demons
December 2, 2024 at 8:16 PM
raw dogged a gas station taquito and now I’m seeing visions of aztec corn demons
if you scream “I’M POOPING” loud enough, nobody questions why you’re in the ball pit at Chuck E. Cheese
December 2, 2024 at 7:26 PM
if you scream “I’M POOPING” loud enough, nobody questions why you’re in the ball pit at Chuck E. Cheese
i'm the grinch and i have knee surgery tomorrow
December 2, 2024 at 5:08 PM
i'm the grinch and i have knee surgery tomorrow
the best part about bluesky is that there's no tpot
December 2, 2024 at 12:39 AM
the best part about bluesky is that there's no tpot
divorced guys love to give relationship advice
November 28, 2024 at 8:33 PM
divorced guys love to give relationship advice
one monitor is all you need
November 28, 2024 at 2:15 PM
one monitor is all you need
my uncle always used to say "if you farted out your dick it would whistle", and I still think about it everyday
November 27, 2024 at 11:39 PM
my uncle always used to say "if you farted out your dick it would whistle", and I still think about it everyday
anybody have shrooms metamask help getting into my instagram here?
November 27, 2024 at 10:28 PM
anybody have shrooms metamask help getting into my instagram here?
what's for dinner?
November 27, 2024 at 1:07 AM
what's for dinner?
drake the type of guy to wear a pantyliner
November 27, 2024 at 1:06 AM
drake the type of guy to wear a pantyliner