Rejected Save The Date idea #237

Before you get on a 6 hour flight, it’s important to download 72 hours of content onto your iPad.

Cackling because my fiancé has no idea how he's supposed to respond when I ask him if I look like a coastal grandma.

I’m putting Scope Squeeze in my borg

Went to a small town parade today and can confirm that Tootsie Rolls remain the Least Liked Candy

Had a Corona Light for breakfast in 100% humidity. God Bless America.

Is this a safe space to admit I’m a little sleepy ?

Knowing my oldass parents will never see my Bluesky posts