Merrick Monroe 💜🖤
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Merrick Monroe 💜🖤
@merrickmonroe.com
🖤 Goth GF material 🌲 Nerdy autistic content creator in the PNW 🔞 MDNI 🌶️ I post boobs & ass 🍻 Life is more fun when you tip well 🐕 Dog: Irma 🧡 Founder @hustletohire.com
https://linktr.ee/merrickmonroe
When I tell you I'm about to make this coat my Whole Personality for 2026... 🧥
January 8, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Update: we did iiiiit 🌞🥶
December 30, 2025 at 11:19 PM
One week back at #Diablo4 and my Paladin is already running Torment 2 and I’m working on Seasonal Rank 5. I’ve neeever leveled a char this fast! Pallies are stupid broken and I love it lol ⚔️😹
December 29, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Happy holidays y'all! Remember to photobooth responsibly.
December 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
My beautiful children 🥹
December 25, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Don’t mind me, just over here glazing my buns 🍽️
December 25, 2025 at 6:23 AM
👁️🕳️👁️
December 21, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Mood.
December 20, 2025 at 6:09 PM
This cat is so dumb of ass… she won’t eat chicken scraps, or ham, or fish… but my Strawberry Milkshake Pop-Tart? She damn near climbed up my leg to get a bite 🤦🏻‍♀️
December 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Told my cam room I was logging off to go get tacos right as some new guy comes in, "But I just got here. Don't you want tips?"

Yes my passive aggressive dude, but not as much as I want tacos. 🌮
December 17, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Another dentist appointment today, two fillings down ONE MORE TO GO! But the fillings were both top and bottom, so that’s two separate shots. I’m over here looking like Harvey Dent, slurpin’ up my own saliva making wheezy sounds cuz I can’t close my mouth and I can’t make B or P sounds. 🫤😜
December 10, 2025 at 12:06 AM
John Singer Sargent did this predictive sketch of me specifically suffering through stomach flu on the food-based holiday weekend.

I literally slept through Black Friday, and then slept 12 hours more.
November 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Resigned to be opening the 2FA app at 1am; I’m not supposed to be working during red light hours oops. But it’s time well spent. 😘
November 21, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Had so much fun doing a GRWM stream with a side of tits 🍒 Sad it had to end so soon. Best of luck/I'm so so sorry to all my sysadmin friends and coworkers dealing with the Cloudflare outages this week! 🫡
November 19, 2025 at 9:45 PM
When I picked her up from the vet today Irma was surprisingly energetic but very mad at me (this is all my fault, you see) but she was happy to get home. She forgave me after some food and a nap (women!) and now she gets to be zonked on pain meds. 💜
November 14, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Ran some errands, ran some squirrels up trees, very productive outing. 🐿️
November 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Hello from train 👋 🚂
November 7, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Little post-stream snacky snack while I do muh admins 🍓 🍫
November 7, 2025 at 1:34 AM
😫 There’s only 365 days until next Halloween!!

🐺 364!!
November 1, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Click bait for the media tab 😈 Follow my other account(!!) ⬇️ for actual media, promos, and updates 🖤

⛓️ @merrickafterdark.bsky.social ⛓️
October 24, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Anyway no gatekeeping here, if anyone’s used the Lens Buddy app and loved it lmk?? Otherwise I’ll bite the bullet and sub for the $3 week next time I’m shooting photos on my phone, just to try it out… but even if it’s THAT good I’ll still be annoyed at the business model. 😑😑😑
October 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Also if you use canned hominy you can roast that too, gives it a bit more snap and kind of a nutty flavor.

Hominy freezes really well, so don’t be afraid to buy the Big cans and split it into freezer bags!
October 13, 2025 at 12:52 AM
In this house we roast those peppers and onions first. Put some flavour on em. 😤
October 12, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I made too much pizza dough the other day so breakfast pizza was in order. 🍽️ 🍕 🍳

Deep dish crust with Violife non-dairy mozzarella shreds, a light pesto sauce, mushrooms, onions, bacon, and eggs.
October 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Today’s lunch is yesterday’s Int. Beer & Pizza Day dinner (minus the beer, sadly).

Deep dish cast iron ‘za with pesto white sauce, chicken sausage, red onion, hand-torn kalamata olives, spinach, and Violife non-dairy mozzarella shreds. 🍽️ 🍕
October 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM