Boobs Jumpscare you see when you lose at Five Nights at Tiddies

passenger princess again today

i put a quilt over the passenger seat before i sit because my butt's too cute for fabric car seats

showered. laid in bed. jacked off. took too long to nut and now im grosser and sweatier than when i showered fuck my gayass life

listen there’s boypussy out there… so there’s a meaning to life. don’t give up

inexperienced tops who don’t even make it to the bed because they come in their pants just from humping the other against the door with their face buried in their neck and pawing at their clothes like puppies

funny the way my kind bars say "ingredients you can see and pronounce" as if i knew how to pronounce quinoa the first time i saw it

i feel like i shouldn't be posting much til i got my LF set up and in my profile but i also don't want to leave my profile empty. so like, promise not to make fun of me for talking to myself?

don't know how to start posting because i'm lowkey scared i'll be rejected/banned from fan sites if i post about bug alien cock or cnc offsite