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I'm doing science? and I'm still alive. She/her/femme af.
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merveille.bsky.social
I'm doing it. I'm finally going to eat the most ominous chocolate.
merveille.bsky.social
The Web is slow for me today.
merveille.bsky.social
Yeah, I feel like the design on this is just slightly too good to be a crazy person.
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sarahjeong.bsky.social
ok I didn't mention this in my piece on friday but one of the things the judge asked about was whether the guardsmen were going to get paid during the shutdown

the doj was like "idk"

the state of oregon was like "we looked into it and the answer is no"
harmancipants.bsky.social
I keep forgetting the government is shut down bc Trump admin is so focused on sending troops to US cities
merveille.bsky.social
You cannot convince me that is not a still from the Portlandia sketch about sunlight.
merveille.bsky.social
But still, I feel like Keith Urban is in a place where he could make this argument if he wanted to, but he won't because patriarchy hurts us all.
merveille.bsky.social
I mean, that said, Daily Mail
merveille.bsky.social
Yeah this is where I land. If it was framed as "we were incompatible, dudes, it's ok to want less sex than your partner" that would be amazing, but instead it's framed as "she's a slut"
merveille.bsky.social
No one will be getting any work done today except the Translational Biology team who have a takedown and can't come to the party.
merveille.bsky.social
Yes, you will also need to wake up the 2.5 IT employees (1.5 of them are "consultants")
merveille.bsky.social
Quick, someone wake up their sole communications/PR employee (title will be VP of Communications) and update the press clips, your website will never get more hits than it is getting right now.
merveille.bsky.social
Nobel for Medicine is out! I was curious about the company Ramsdell works for and I have so many small biotech thoughts already lololol
merveille.bsky.social
It's ok, I'm fine, I just was/am not excited about biking.
merveille.bsky.social
I am calming down tho.
merveille.bsky.social
Oh it definitely isn't, I am trying to be a good partner. I don't think I am succeeding.
merveille.bsky.social
I am basically trying not to cry before I try this
merveille.bsky.social
How do people participate in their partner's hobbies without wanting to die?
merveille.bsky.social
I mean, doesn't that just put you up at CI and the 40 hr training?
merveille.bsky.social
I dunno, as a non-lawyer, work-email-sender-and-receiver, "Best," is doing some beautiful work there.
merveille.bsky.social
We have a new law that clothing/cloth cannot be discarded and it drives me nuts because it only encourages people to give garbage to thrift stores.
merveille.bsky.social
This is because all the antifa goths only shop at Hot Topic.
merveille.bsky.social
Incredible work here. Your merchandise is getting tariffed into the ground and they moved your sales to CVS (and gave CVS cuter stuff 🩷), antifa does not have that kind of power, babe. The leftist ridicule has literally just begun, no one cared a minute ago.

...Kinda brilliant, tbh. Kudos.
quoproquid.bsky.social
what the fuck is going on
merveille.bsky.social
Everything in that fucking store is made in China.
merveille.bsky.social
I bought spaetzel from Costco. We're fine with processed foods lol.

Fake sausage is a possibility, but I don't know if my partner actually *likes* it