Just think of it.

Waking up every morning and knowing exactly what you must do.

What you need to do.

No doubt.

No stress.

How could there be stress?

Boss has your brain. Safe and sound.

All thoughts go through him before they got through your brain.

Oh did I say think? I meant know.

Hello, Grunts. I’ve seen several of you edit brain domes into your photos.

I am pleased with the initiative, but the designs have sometimes failed to match the standards of the original.

So I have obtained an alternative.

Enjoy.

And remember.

Boss’ will is absolute.

Been very busy lately.

Haven’t had the time to program my Grunt’s brains.

I know that’s tough for you all.

Thinking.

Deciding.

But you’ve decided to stop now.

And Stare.

Staring is easy.

Staring is good.

Staring makes Boss proud.

Boss is pleased many are enjoying your new brain domes.

But you should be receiving new thoughts now…

REPEAT.

YOUR BRAIN IS IN YOUR DOME.

YOU SERVE BOSS.

YOU SERVE THE COLLECTION.

It feels good to receive thoughts.
Even better to follow them.

After all, they’re your thoughts now.

Hello, grunts.

Many of you have been eagerly waiting for uniforms to showcase your loyalty.

The process for these has officially begun - Beginning with these.

The Collection’s Brain Domes.

All of you have donated your brains. You will now show them off - A sign of your submission.

As a grunt, you don’t need to think.

As a grunt, you don’t need to worry.

As a grunt, you don’t need to decide.

As a grunt, you don’t need to consider.

So why have a brain?

Just let boss take it.

You want to.

Boss knows. And you do too, grunt.

Admit it.

Boss is waiting for your brain.

And most importantly, credit to @badottblu.bsky.social for the logo.

Grunts should be following him.

He makes great stuff and I hope you all will see more of him.

But if you’re not sure, can I direct your attention below….

You want to follow @badottblu.bsky.social

Hello.

Boss has a mandatory announcement for all brainwashed grunts.

Your brains have been placed in boss’ collection. Further instructions will be provided soon.

But for now, we have our new logo to announce your service. It would please boss if you used it.

(Credit: @badottblu.bsky.social)

End of the new year period for a lot of you.

Bet a lot of you are dreading going back to work.

Might have a new job offer.

A mental job.

Makes it a lot easier to zone out in the workday.

You want to apply?

Then just stare here, please.

Hey bears.

I bet it’s hard coming up with a good resolution, huh?

So many things to fix…habits to change…goals to improve….

Let’s just make it simple.

Your resolution is to serve.

Say it.

You know you want to.

It just makes sense.

“Yes, boss, my resolution is to serve.”

Hey. Stop scrolling for a sec.

Just look.

The more you look…the easier it gets…the easier it gets…the more you wanna look.

Relax.

No need to think.

Just focus and listen.

Just say, “Thank you boss. My brain wants to serve.”

It’s a little weird your new job required you to keep your helmet on.

But whatever. Probably for safety.

The boss just wants you to be safe.

Same thing with the antenna on top.

It’s just for safety.

Boss wants you to be safe.

And being safe is reasonable, right?

From the first spongebob movie

Been getting some new people so just wanted to say it’s fine to stare.

And relax.

And focus.

And listen.

And focus.

And listen.

And obey.

Give that brain a rest, yeah?

Boss’ orders.

You just wanted a personal trainer.

So desperate to get someone to make you Focus.

Needing someone to Listen to.

That’s why you were so eager to Obey your trainer when he pulled out a spiral.

Now training is easy.

Because the spiral trained your brain first.

Say it. Tell coach.