I need my crush to see my bat drawing so they know I’m cool!!

What stage of life is it when your favorite bands are doing 20th anniversary tours and you still can’t afford the tickets?

The silhouette of my spicy IG profile picture vs. my professional IG is dangerously similar

Growing up I thought of myself as a white person who was “overly sensitive” to racism but it turns out I’m an iron deficient product of colonization and the world IS fucking racist

Money is wasted on the rich I would buy much cooler sconces

I don’t like eggs so this is my time to shine

Homeowners will never know what it’s like to have to download an app to pay to use the cokemurdersewage laundry room

The smell of an ashtray makes me think of my ex

Love this tag from my Ross
juicy couture laundry-avoidance underwear