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NEO_KAI
@metalkai03.bsky.social
Hello, I'm Metal Kai straight from Little Planet. I like the Chaos Emeralds, the Chaos Rings, and going Neo. I hate, SONIC, SHADOW, TAILS, KNUCKLES, SURGE, KIT, ROBOTNIK, AND ESPECIALLY BAKUGO, BAKUGO IF YOU'RE READING THIS FUCK YOU, I HATE YOU SO MUCH.
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Hell Bluesky, I'm Metal Kai, I escaped Robotnik's lab earlier today, and made this account to inform you all about my life and my travels. I'm searching for the Chaos Emeralds as we speak.
Repost if you would gladly be one of my servants
January 5, 2026 at 9:55 AM
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL OF MY SUBJECTS!!
January 1, 2026 at 12:06 PM
MERRY CHRISTMAS MY LOYAL SERVANTS!!!
December 25, 2025 at 11:24 AM
WE HATE PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM ON HERE
December 19, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Idk what's worse, Bakugo fans, or Jax fans who always try justifying his shitty behavior, and then get mad at you when you say you STILL hate him because he's a bad person. "But Ragatha is toxic nice!" "But Caine manipulated him!" "But he secretly cares" stfu 🥀🥀🥀🥀
December 15, 2025 at 5:03 AM
we ALL hate Bakugo, yes WE.
December 12, 2025 at 11:14 AM
I know it's not my place to post things like this but I thought it was too good to pass up.
How cold?
December 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
@coldsocold.bsky.social Everywhere I go I see this mf Hedgehog everywhere.
December 8, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Ykw I don't care about the Chaos Emeralds no mo, I'm just gonna chill
December 8, 2025 at 11:47 AM
FUCK Bakugo.
December 8, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Who's awake hating on Bakugo rn, mf fraud
December 5, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Haven't posted for a while, must clarify why. I've been searching for the chaos emeralds again, I will attempt to post more frequently on my journey. That is all for now future servants, and or peers.
December 4, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I'm literally the only good character in this game, it should just be Metal Kai Racing
Metal Sonic on Extreme Gear💙⚙️ #MetalSonic

(Just notice their bottom plate goes through their torso for a few seconds xd)
September 22, 2025 at 1:46 PM
NEW SELFIE.
September 22, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Fine. I'm NOT the real Sonic. I'm the BETTER Sonic.
September 18, 2025 at 12:33 PM
doctors I trust more than RFK jr
September 7, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I hate to admit it but Berdly has grown on me, damn it his theme is too good
August 29, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Amazing news friends! For the past month I have made even MORE pods! and I've managed to recreate my ability to imitate and copy Bio Data! I am now NEO Kai! I have applied this feature to ALL of my spare bodies, so that I can become NEO anytime I please! I look forward to conquering this world soon!
August 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I know about the recent controversy around AI, and I must clarify, do not EVER, call me a clanker, a tin skin, an enginehead, a motor heart, a bolt muncher, or ANYTHING, like that. I am better than some chatbot AI slop. I am METAL KAI. I demand I to be treated with respect. That is all.
August 14, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Man I hate this guy.
July 29, 2025 at 10:48 PM
MAJOR UPDATE: I've made a machine capable of assembling my body, and transporting my consciousness into the next one just in case my current body is destroyed! This will prove VERY useful for the future! I can probably make even MORE of these pods once I get the entire lab built, wish me luck!
July 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Okay, another update, I have found a small cave that is plentiful with minerals and resources, with rocks known as "xen crystals" this is perfect! I will use everything in this cave to my advantage, and continue my journey. Many things are in store.
July 27, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Hey guys, I'm in downtown CA right now, the city is so beautiful, idk what that thing is though
July 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Hey guys, I'm in Green Hill Zone, no chaos emeralds found yet, any tips?
July 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Stardust Speedway is so pretty, too bad there's that statue of that big bitch ruining this beautiful view.
July 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM