Matt Olson
@metalson.bsky.social
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LA based sketch comedy heretic, doom metal zealot and self-taught freelance marine biologist. Parody account, not the real @Metalson.bsky.social. he/him🖕
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Awsten Powars drinked the poop 🤣
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I used to play the GLtron video game in high school that was pretty cool, I was vaguely aware the game was based on some old movie but didn’t care.
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It’s not a purity test, it’s a stress test. A test of whether any stated Democratic Party ideal can stand up to a little bit of GOP pressure.
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I mean why do you think he’s making it illegal.
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I’m gonna have to be an asshole to every single account on here now, just to be safe.
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Obviously the police are on the side of ICE, and obviously billionaires are too.
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Are you stopping them? Doesn’t look like it.

Analysis is 100% right but it’s important not to blow smoke when your citizens are getting brutalized. Maybe all the people saying the governor has no legit way of actually stopping them are correct! But if you can’t, then don’t claim you are.
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Pritzker: "I think it's important to recognize that the Trump administration does not seem to respect any laws in the United States. They just do what they want to do and they'll keep doing it unless someone stops them. Here in Illinois we're stopping them."
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I saw this hella funny viral video last month
metalson.bsky.social
If you want people to hold their noses and vote dem, dems have to hold their noses and counter the GOP narrative about trans people.
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If democrats abandon trans rights, nobody in any marginalized group has any reason to believe democrats wouldn’t also side the GOP against them. I know you hate the idea but supporting trans people is necessary for keeping the Democratic Party alive.
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Stop centering your feelings NOW or the bird gets the ortolan treatment!
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I had to stop watching demon hunter just cause I can’t figure out where I left off, the movies getting converted into episodes just makes it too confusing.
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Vans Up Against The Wall
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Were you an ardent political supporter of the people who beat and jailed you in your home country?
metalson.bsky.social
They’re right though that would take too many planes. You clearly have no argument.
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I mean it’s surprising because the FBI existed for a while before the parties switched places on civil rights.
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What’d they say about it? I bet they coulda been some of the guys who sent death threats to Anna Gunn.
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Ceased to be relevant the moment One Piece stopped being free
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He’s gonna realize how much he needed you, once it’s far too late 😔
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Seems like a good reason to pass laws that protect those people, no?
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The 2028 democratic frontrunner is whoever is the first person to advocate for violating the supremacy clause against ICE.
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The power that protects these people doesn’t come from Trump it comes from your local police department, but that too is not forever.
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Only boring people are bored. (Shovels more dirt)
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There’s gonna be one ai that develops the game and another ai that bug tests it and they will go to war with each other and destroy the world.