SirTurnipOfGoat
@metaphoricalcat.bsky.social
Chivalrous defender of goats and turnips..... and Maine Coons!
Male | Bi | Xdress | Top | Bottom | Sideways | Diagonally | Upside-down | Back to front
Male | Bi | Xdress | Top | Bottom | Sideways | Diagonally | Upside-down | Back to front
YOOO
Discord server for the community!!! and for anyone looking for a safe space wanting to hang out!
hope to see you there <3
discord.gg/5QUWUutG
Discord server for the community!!! and for anyone looking for a safe space wanting to hang out!
hope to see you there <3
discord.gg/5QUWUutG
Join the The Cube Discord Server!
This servers serves as a safe space for the gender non comforming community. Allys are welcome ofc <3 | 12 members
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January 26, 2026 at 10:41 AM
If you were as disappointed by the new Avenged Sevenfold song as I was.... try this....
#music #metal #avenged
#music #metal #avenged
Teraflora - Divinity (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Teraflora
youtu.be
January 24, 2026 at 10:57 PM
January 24, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Who dat??! Yes mate, I know..... we got builders in the garden!
January 20, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Who dat??! Yes mate, I know..... we got builders in the garden!
I love cats. You've got 4 cat beds, my bed, countless pillows/cushions to choose from, and you choose...... an old bag I threw on the floor
January 18, 2026 at 1:41 PM
I love cats. You've got 4 cat beds, my bed, countless pillows/cushions to choose from, and you choose...... an old bag I threw on the floor
Dude... how I'm I supposed to concentrate with you looking at me like that!!
January 13, 2026 at 9:12 AM
Dude... how I'm I supposed to concentrate with you looking at me like that!!
Orange maine coon doing a bit of photosynthesis. Loving a bit of winter sun!
January 11, 2026 at 9:36 AM
Orange maine coon doing a bit of photosynthesis. Loving a bit of winter sun!
maine coon good morning! 🐈
January 10, 2026 at 11:42 AM
maine coon good morning! 🐈
When my orange maine coon sleeps, he sleeps hard! And to give you a size reference, that's a king-size bed.
January 9, 2026 at 2:52 PM
When my orange maine coon sleeps, he sleeps hard! And to give you a size reference, that's a king-size bed.
New cute cat plates!! No one shall use them!
January 7, 2026 at 8:42 PM
New cute cat plates!! No one shall use them!
Orange maine coon being cute with toys..... then it's time for food and to probably bite me
January 4, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Orange maine coon being cute with toys..... then it's time for food and to probably bite me
Traditional Christmas activity.... who doesn't enjoy watching butch, oiled men in spandex.....
December 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Traditional Christmas activity.... who doesn't enjoy watching butch, oiled men in spandex.....
Well... if you will leave a pack of googly eyes out, some of us will play...
December 16, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Well... if you will leave a pack of googly eyes out, some of us will play...
Friday morning... raining... soaked through all ready... surrounded by mud and s**t.... and im doing this for another 6 hours... I am truly living the dream......
December 12, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Friday morning... raining... soaked through all ready... surrounded by mud and s**t.... and im doing this for another 6 hours... I am truly living the dream......
I think my cat is broken.... and don't be fooled. He's an orange maine coon.... you risk your fingers touching that tummy!!
December 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I think my cat is broken.... and don't be fooled. He's an orange maine coon.... you risk your fingers touching that tummy!!
No one can see me..... I am invisible..... I am the wind.....
December 4, 2025 at 9:41 AM
No one can see me..... I am invisible..... I am the wind.....
Dude! Don't look at me like that! I need to get the Xmas decorations down! You can play on the ladder later, I promise!
December 1, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Dude! Don't look at me like that! I need to get the Xmas decorations down! You can play on the ladder later, I promise!
OK.... but where am I supposed to go?!...... That's my side!!
November 30, 2025 at 10:28 AM
OK.... but where am I supposed to go?!...... That's my side!!