Jenn 🏴☠️🏳️🌈💜 | 🌃👽🥁🥀💇
@metavenhorst.bsky.social
Goth dork screaming about OFMD from the safety of my brainrot containment area. (Also RGG now 💜) Queer mid-30s fic writer/reader, double threat. Just vibing. 🔞 (she/they)
In case anyone would like to feel better about not being able to see the aurora borealis real well from where they are, behold—a ten second exposure of the sky over my backyard. Look at that completely uniform level of cloud cover. It’s honestly kind of impressive in its own right 😂😂
November 12, 2025 at 4:19 AM
In case anyone would like to feel better about not being able to see the aurora borealis real well from where they are, behold—a ten second exposure of the sky over my backyard. Look at that completely uniform level of cloud cover. It’s honestly kind of impressive in its own right 😂😂
Pumpkin season is officially over now, but I’ll always have the memories (and possibly also the carpal tunnel, which I definitely won’t exacerbate by replacing all my former pumpkin carving time with video games 💀🎃)
November 5, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Pumpkin season is officially over now, but I’ll always have the memories (and possibly also the carpal tunnel, which I definitely won’t exacerbate by replacing all my former pumpkin carving time with video games 💀🎃)
Happy Halloween 🎃 🏴☠️
October 31, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Happy Halloween 🎃 🏴☠️
GOROMI-CHAAAAAN~💖💖
Art by the very talented and cool @tentakrool.bsky.social, you should definitely hit ‘em up for art while their comms are open!!
Art by the very talented and cool @tentakrool.bsky.social, you should definitely hit ‘em up for art while their comms are open!!
October 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
GOROMI-CHAAAAAN~💖💖
Art by the very talented and cool @tentakrool.bsky.social, you should definitely hit ‘em up for art while their comms are open!!
Art by the very talented and cool @tentakrool.bsky.social, you should definitely hit ‘em up for art while their comms are open!!
Hey remember when 🦋🦋🦋?
October 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Hey remember when 🦋🦋🦋?
Dialogue courtesy of this iconic video 🎉🎉
October 23, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Dialogue courtesy of this iconic video 🎉🎉
Jim: “Get in the corner for doing dark magic.”
Ed: “Aww, but I only did a little bit.”
Jim: “Ed, that boy can’t walk anymore because of you, bud.”
Ed: “Oh, that’s what you’re mad about?”
Jim: “Yeah man, yes.”
Ed: “But that boy didn’t even WANNA be able to walk.”
Jim: “That’s…an awful excuse.”
Ed: “Aww, but I only did a little bit.”
Jim: “Ed, that boy can’t walk anymore because of you, bud.”
Ed: “Oh, that’s what you’re mad about?”
Jim: “Yeah man, yes.”
Ed: “But that boy didn’t even WANNA be able to walk.”
Jim: “That’s…an awful excuse.”
October 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Jim: “Get in the corner for doing dark magic.”
Ed: “Aww, but I only did a little bit.”
Jim: “Ed, that boy can’t walk anymore because of you, bud.”
Ed: “Oh, that’s what you’re mad about?”
Jim: “Yeah man, yes.”
Ed: “But that boy didn’t even WANNA be able to walk.”
Jim: “That’s…an awful excuse.”
Ed: “Aww, but I only did a little bit.”
Jim: “Ed, that boy can’t walk anymore because of you, bud.”
Ed: “Oh, that’s what you’re mad about?”
Jim: “Yeah man, yes.”
Ed: “But that boy didn’t even WANNA be able to walk.”
Jim: “That’s…an awful excuse.”
I am almost definitely gonna have carpal tunnel by the end of pumpkin season, but also: worth it?? Kinda?? 🎃🎃🎃
October 20, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I am almost definitely gonna have carpal tunnel by the end of pumpkin season, but also: worth it?? Kinda?? 🎃🎃🎃
who robbed the louvre? right answers only
October 19, 2025 at 8:20 PM
who robbed the louvre? right answers only
Help, I’m not good enough at Excel to be doing what work currently has me doing 😭😭
October 16, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Help, I’m not good enough at Excel to be doing what work currently has me doing 😭😭
Honorable mention to the Northern Exposure pumpkin I did yesterday after calling the most IMMEDIATE of dibs on it 😂😂
October 14, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Honorable mention to the Northern Exposure pumpkin I did yesterday after calling the most IMMEDIATE of dibs on it 😂😂
It is PUMPKIN SEASON, my dudes (gn). Here are a few of my favorites that I’ve carved so far this year! 🎃🎃🎃🎃
October 14, 2025 at 12:39 PM
It is PUMPKIN SEASON, my dudes (gn). Here are a few of my favorites that I’ve carved so far this year! 🎃🎃🎃🎃
Hey remember when escalator?
October 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Hey remember when escalator?
I got to see MY QUEEN Lene Lovich in concert on Tuesday and it was everything I could have hoped for and more. She’s 76 years old and I didn’t think she’d ever tour again, but she still sounds INCREDIBLE and she was sooooo good 💜💜
October 2, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I got to see MY QUEEN Lene Lovich in concert on Tuesday and it was everything I could have hoped for and more. She’s 76 years old and I didn’t think she’d ever tour again, but she still sounds INCREDIBLE and she was sooooo good 💜💜
Post a pic of you from a different era
Hey, did yinz know I used to have long hair?
Hey, did yinz know I used to have long hair?
September 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Post a pic of you from a different era
Hey, did yinz know I used to have long hair?
Hey, did yinz know I used to have long hair?
New boot goofin’ at the goth club tonight 💜🎉
September 27, 2025 at 9:06 PM
New boot goofin’ at the goth club tonight 💜🎉
OR ARE THEY?? 👀👀
(Nah, they’re not, this pic’s from yesterday. But they will be back on my feet again when my plans for the day don’t involve hoofing it across town to a legendary record shop. Not a good way to break them in gently 😂👢)
(Nah, they’re not, this pic’s from yesterday. But they will be back on my feet again when my plans for the day don’t involve hoofing it across town to a legendary record shop. Not a good way to break them in gently 😂👢)
September 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
OR ARE THEY?? 👀👀
(Nah, they’re not, this pic’s from yesterday. But they will be back on my feet again when my plans for the day don’t involve hoofing it across town to a legendary record shop. Not a good way to break them in gently 😂👢)
(Nah, they’re not, this pic’s from yesterday. But they will be back on my feet again when my plans for the day don’t involve hoofing it across town to a legendary record shop. Not a good way to break them in gently 😂👢)
LITERALLYYYYY 😂😂
September 26, 2025 at 3:08 PM
LITERALLYYYYY 😂😂
LOOK AT MY FOOLISH NEW BOOTS 💖💖
September 26, 2025 at 2:02 AM
LOOK AT MY FOOLISH NEW BOOTS 💖💖
“Kiryu joins a girl gang” was not on my Yakuza Kiwami 3 bingo card, but now that I know about this, bosuzoku Kiryu might be one of the things I’m most excited about 💜 #RGGDirect
September 24, 2025 at 1:38 PM
“Kiryu joins a girl gang” was not on my Yakuza Kiwami 3 bingo card, but now that I know about this, bosuzoku Kiryu might be one of the things I’m most excited about 💜 #RGGDirect
Look, I’m certainly not gonna look a Yakuza Kiwami 3-shaped gift horse in the mouth, but I WILL be mentally super-imposing my sweet bby REAL Rikiya over the new Rikiya character model because he is pookie bear 💖💖 #rgg
September 24, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Look, I’m certainly not gonna look a Yakuza Kiwami 3-shaped gift horse in the mouth, but I WILL be mentally super-imposing my sweet bby REAL Rikiya over the new Rikiya character model because he is pookie bear 💖💖 #rgg
Strong Ed and Izzy vibes here
September 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Strong Ed and Izzy vibes here
Thanks for the birthday wishes friends—it’s been a great day and it ain’t even over yet 💜💜
September 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Thanks for the birthday wishes friends—it’s been a great day and it ain’t even over yet 💜💜
My cocktail came with a friend 🐤
September 12, 2025 at 10:48 PM
My cocktail came with a friend 🐤
Had to make my own party balloons 🎉🎉🎉
September 12, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Had to make my own party balloons 🎉🎉🎉