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Chazz
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Dad of 2, nerd/geek, QA, fan of all things Detroit sports.
That scoreboard is comically tiny.
a man is making a funny face in front of a chalkboard .
Alt: A GIF from the TV show Community where the character Senior Chang is making a funny face while looking at tiny writing on tiny piece of paper.
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January 13, 2026 at 8:43 PM
I was watching a commercial and a hockey game broke out.
December 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Hold my breath every time...
December 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
My wife's obsession for the last few months has been Disney's Dreamlight Valley.
December 16, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Anne and I are the same way. I don't want to open anything until Christmas morning, and she would rather just do it all now.
December 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
At least it's not lOl
December 4, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Ask Jeeves on Netscape Navigator.
December 1, 2025 at 1:58 AM
October 28, 2025 at 10:18 PM
a man with a mustache wearing a grey sweater
Alt: Ted Lasso saying maybe..... maybe not.
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October 7, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I try to take her side but she won't let me. 😃
September 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
My wife & I have gone through all the standard sizes through the years. Twin→Full→Queen→King
When we got the king it felt like we had so much space, now it's a battle for space with her 42 pillows and our 50lb dog.
My wife doesn't refer to the bed as ours, but hers. She just tolerates my presence.
September 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I love butternut squash soup and it's pretty easy. If you don't have any immersion it does make it a bit more complicated but you can use a regular blender (I have used this technique in the past). This is the one I use:
altonbrown.com/recipes/butt...
Honey-Ginger Butternut Squash Soup | Alton Brown
Spiced with nutmeg, Alton Brown's honey-ginger butternut squash soup is a comforting fall dish that's easy enough for a weeknight dinner.
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September 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Are you a squirrel now?
September 21, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Sure doesn't feel that way.
September 7, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Step 1: Upgrade to Android
Step 2: ?
Step 3: Profit
August 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Back in my day we would go to a restaurant and just be surprised that we didn't like anything on the menu. Having a menu online ruins the mystery.
a man with glasses says " and that 's the way it was " in front of a map of the world
ALT: a man with glasses says " and that 's the way it was " in front of a map of the world
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August 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Brussel sprouts. My mom would boil them (because that is how my dad like them) and smelled and tasked like feet. Had them sautéed and they have became one of my favorites. (I also like them roasted)
August 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM