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Methane Mamba
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Moth to a flame.
How do you do, my fellow velvet ants?
December 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Honestly I'm just surprised we haven't seen it yet.
December 9, 2025 at 4:18 AM
They should hook santa's skeleton into some golden throne at the north pole like warhammer40k
December 9, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Wtf how do i find these gay hypnosis videos? To uhhh ya know, avoid them.
December 7, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Millipedes like these are harmless and like to eat dead things. Their self-defense is to curl up into a ball and smell/taste weird.
Their cousins, centipedes, are carnivorous and can bite and often have venom which hurts like hell. But even these guys are pretty chill if you leave them alone too.
December 6, 2025 at 3:50 AM
This reeks of some sort of op imo.
No way this slop would get attention otherwise.
December 3, 2025 at 10:40 PM
idk either but probably some fascist bs
November 29, 2025 at 2:22 PM
THEIR Evil satanic pedophile cabal

OUR Patriots deceived by promiscuous underaged harlots.
November 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I always laugh thinking about this guy because of the implication brain damage turned him conservative
November 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
cute
October 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
It is depressing but in a cool way. I was sick over the weekend I played it, felt like a big fever dream.
October 12, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Who was that guy who had the insane conspiracy Trump was a Maoist plant? I think he was onto something.
October 8, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Good read!
September 26, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Edgelord usually refers to someone who generally enjoys "edgy" humor too much, being provocative, or makes it their personality.
September 25, 2025 at 8:02 AM
The memorial is all a big performance to these people anyways. Trump just lacks the self awareness to not self advertise at a funeral.
September 22, 2025 at 2:50 AM
The Mcdonalds i used to work at renovated too and feels like the fucking chum bucket.
they replaced the comfy padded booths with plastic and removed the nice fireplace and wallpaper for white sterile tiles.
All the old people who used to hang out there and read their newspapers are gone now.
September 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Maybe Elon was COOKIN with this design afterall
August 29, 2025 at 6:31 AM
In the backrooms Walgreens, trying to find the bathroom
August 25, 2025 at 8:57 AM
This is so funny because it sounds so passive aggressive like Grok just wants them to go away.
July 18, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Knew a guy who really liked Dubai, he also mentioned off hand seriously considering a mail-order bride.
July 8, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Gonna use the phrase "one-handed posting" from now on
June 26, 2025 at 10:02 AM
It so blatantly failed too.
Even the "Centrist" Trump-leery right will still vote right every time.
June 25, 2025 at 6:47 AM
I love this
May 14, 2025 at 8:11 AM
He just like me frfr
May 10, 2025 at 9:30 AM