Jason / Method One
@method1.bsky.social
Oakland, CA based drum & bass producer/DJ and synthesizer collector, with releases on Dispatch, Commercial Suicide, 31, Auxiliary, Modern Conveniences, Okbron and more.
I’m becoming unreasonably jealous of my dog. He lives in a house of love and abundance. He eats and plays and sleeps and dreams; he barks at mailmen and skunks; he seeks cuddles and treats, and is blissfully unaware of the horrors of the world outside.
Good boy.
Good boy.
January 24, 2026 at 6:33 PM
I’m becoming unreasonably jealous of my dog. He lives in a house of love and abundance. He eats and plays and sleeps and dreams; he barks at mailmen and skunks; he seeks cuddles and treats, and is blissfully unaware of the horrors of the world outside.
Good boy.
Good boy.
How the hell can I respond to an Ed Niedermeyer post without this beauty
January 20, 2026 at 5:50 PM
How the hell can I respond to an Ed Niedermeyer post without this beauty
Well…I’m glad I was able to have a wonderful European vacation back in 2024.
Something tells me it will be a lot more difficult going forward.
Something tells me it will be a lot more difficult going forward.
January 20, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Well…I’m glad I was able to have a wonderful European vacation back in 2024.
Something tells me it will be a lot more difficult going forward.
Something tells me it will be a lot more difficult going forward.
Someone really needs to stop giving Will.I.Am the ability to design cars
January 20, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Someone really needs to stop giving Will.I.Am the ability to design cars
You know you are in an open-carry state when you are surrounded by signs like this at the airport.
Even in the best of times, we live in a very strange society.
Even in the best of times, we live in a very strange society.
January 16, 2026 at 9:46 PM
You know you are in an open-carry state when you are surrounded by signs like this at the airport.
Even in the best of times, we live in a very strange society.
Even in the best of times, we live in a very strange society.
Client: How do I make my propane gas more interesting?
Designer: Don’t worry — this is the sexiest gas mascot the world’s ever seen. He’s packing some serious heat!
Client: Wait, what?
Designer: Don’t worry — this is the sexiest gas mascot the world’s ever seen. He’s packing some serious heat!
Client: Wait, what?
January 15, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Client: How do I make my propane gas more interesting?
Designer: Don’t worry — this is the sexiest gas mascot the world’s ever seen. He’s packing some serious heat!
Client: Wait, what?
Designer: Don’t worry — this is the sexiest gas mascot the world’s ever seen. He’s packing some serious heat!
Client: Wait, what?
Rescued this minty 51-year-old Newsweek from the local recycling center, and my goodness does this cover go hard.
Without having any opinion whatsoever on Patty Hearst’s actions, few people have had a cooler photo of themselves.
Without having any opinion whatsoever on Patty Hearst’s actions, few people have had a cooler photo of themselves.
January 11, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Rescued this minty 51-year-old Newsweek from the local recycling center, and my goodness does this cover go hard.
Without having any opinion whatsoever on Patty Hearst’s actions, few people have had a cooler photo of themselves.
Without having any opinion whatsoever on Patty Hearst’s actions, few people have had a cooler photo of themselves.
He’s just jealous of San Francisco’s ultra-buff cannibal taco chef
January 10, 2026 at 5:56 AM
He’s just jealous of San Francisco’s ultra-buff cannibal taco chef
(Narrows eyes)…a tasty ice cream treat, obviously
January 10, 2026 at 2:22 AM
(Narrows eyes)…a tasty ice cream treat, obviously
The news is depressing, the weather is foul, and social media is driving us insane
So here’s Mark doing his best shark impersonation…we’re gonna need a bigger treat bag
So here’s Mark doing his best shark impersonation…we’re gonna need a bigger treat bag
January 5, 2026 at 9:18 PM
The news is depressing, the weather is foul, and social media is driving us insane
So here’s Mark doing his best shark impersonation…we’re gonna need a bigger treat bag
So here’s Mark doing his best shark impersonation…we’re gonna need a bigger treat bag
My first usage of this in 2026!
January 3, 2026 at 11:52 PM
My first usage of this in 2026!
Update: Weeee are the champions, my friends
January 3, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Update: Weeee are the champions, my friends
Oh my god, the box literally says that the puzzle can be considered complete by doing nothing.
This seems like a warning. But to hell with the participation awards, we’re going in
This seems like a warning. But to hell with the participation awards, we’re going in
January 2, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Oh my god, the box literally says that the puzzle can be considered complete by doing nothing.
This seems like a warning. But to hell with the participation awards, we’re going in
This seems like a warning. But to hell with the participation awards, we’re going in
New Years Challenge — trying not to murder each other during a presumably chill rainy-day activity
Difficulty level: hard
Difficulty level: hard
January 2, 2026 at 12:57 AM
New Years Challenge — trying not to murder each other during a presumably chill rainy-day activity
Difficulty level: hard
Difficulty level: hard
Day-glo skies in the Oakland hills.
No editing, no filters, pulled over my car to get this.
No editing, no filters, pulled over my car to get this.
December 31, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Day-glo skies in the Oakland hills.
No editing, no filters, pulled over my car to get this.
No editing, no filters, pulled over my car to get this.
Mark the Pitbull loooooves his new bed
December 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Mark the Pitbull loooooves his new bed
I’m very proud of this absolute unit of a holiday lasagna. Just look at it!
December 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I’m very proud of this absolute unit of a holiday lasagna. Just look at it!
Oh no, the sky’s gone woke
December 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Oh no, the sky’s gone woke
Mark the Pitbull wishes you the happiest of holidays
December 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Mark the Pitbull wishes you the happiest of holidays
…the “What the?” Patch on a Roland Alpha Juno or MKS-50
December 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
…the “What the?” Patch on a Roland Alpha Juno or MKS-50
Someone in this neighborhood is apparently a Kurt Vonnegut fan
December 17, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Someone in this neighborhood is apparently a Kurt Vonnegut fan
“Pure White ICE” - when boxes of Christmas lights are suddenly doing social commentary
December 14, 2025 at 8:56 PM
“Pure White ICE” - when boxes of Christmas lights are suddenly doing social commentary
“Everyone’s a DJ until you put them in front of one of THESE”
December 3, 2025 at 5:34 PM
“Everyone’s a DJ until you put them in front of one of THESE”
A good read. I didn’t even realize today was the anniversary, yet I still pulled this shirt out of the closet.
It’s based on the tattoo of Johnny Igaz—a friend and one of those who lost their lives in the Ghost Ship fire. RIP to all.
It’s based on the tattoo of Johnny Igaz—a friend and one of those who lost their lives in the Ghost Ship fire. RIP to all.
December 2, 2025 at 5:25 PM
A good read. I didn’t even realize today was the anniversary, yet I still pulled this shirt out of the closet.
It’s based on the tattoo of Johnny Igaz—a friend and one of those who lost their lives in the Ghost Ship fire. RIP to all.
It’s based on the tattoo of Johnny Igaz—a friend and one of those who lost their lives in the Ghost Ship fire. RIP to all.