metlstorm
@metlstorm.risky.biz
Unix berserker, retired hacker-con organiser (Kiwicon!) and now technology-editor-slash-sysadmin-janitor at Risky.biz.
Was @metlstorm on Twitter, am [email protected] on Masto.
Was @metlstorm on Twitter, am [email protected] on Masto.
I am mad about @jags.bsky.social 's cat on the pod. Why does't Riskybiz have a pod-kitty?! 😾
November 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I am mad about @jags.bsky.social 's cat on the pod. Why does't Riskybiz have a pod-kitty?! 😾
I try not to be too resistant to change for no reason old-man-yells-at-cloud.gif*, but it really just gives big Windows Media Player for XP energy, and its gonna age about as well as that i fear.
*i mean, I use systemd! instead of just sulking about init.d and pining for rc.local
*i mean, I use systemd! instead of just sulking about init.d and pining for rc.local
October 1, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I try not to be too resistant to change for no reason old-man-yells-at-cloud.gif*, but it really just gives big Windows Media Player for XP energy, and its gonna age about as well as that i fear.
*i mean, I use systemd! instead of just sulking about init.d and pining for rc.local
*i mean, I use systemd! instead of just sulking about init.d and pining for rc.local
when we met him IRL at our first RB company get-together i think we were all expecting 3 infosec racoons in a trenchcoat, but he is in fact but one man after all!
I posted this quality meme back in 2021 when he was still at The Record; he was like 80% of our input for RB main show
I posted this quality meme back in 2021 when he was still at The Record; he was like 80% of our input for RB main show
October 1, 2025 at 3:47 AM
when we met him IRL at our first RB company get-together i think we were all expecting 3 infosec racoons in a trenchcoat, but he is in fact but one man after all!
I posted this quality meme back in 2021 when he was still at The Record; he was like 80% of our input for RB main show
I posted this quality meme back in 2021 when he was still at The Record; he was like 80% of our input for RB main show
Why you gotta be like this Cisco? Quote the url to get your "entitlement to a free upgrade" for a CVSS 10/10 bug in your product?
Really? Thats where we're at with product security in 2025AD? SMDH.
🖕🌉🖕
Really? Thats where we're at with product security in 2025AD? SMDH.
🖕🌉🖕
February 19, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Why you gotta be like this Cisco? Quote the url to get your "entitlement to a free upgrade" for a CVSS 10/10 bug in your product?
Really? Thats where we're at with product security in 2025AD? SMDH.
🖕🌉🖕
Really? Thats where we're at with product security in 2025AD? SMDH.
🖕🌉🖕