Jamison Moore
@metrazol.bsky.social
🐍🎂🍪🔉📼🎧 etc. in Cheverly, MD. I used to do one thing, now I do them all.
Let's just say I have a low regard for Bosch products, especially when the robot in Chattanooga sent an empty box to the dealership... which they discovered after taking the transmission apart.
Never again.
Never again.
January 4, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Let's just say I have a low regard for Bosch products, especially when the robot in Chattanooga sent an empty box to the dealership... which they discovered after taking the transmission apart.
Never again.
Never again.
My Mazda has had literally zero issues in 10 years. CX-5 may be boring but it gets the job done.
My VW on the other hand...
My VW on the other hand...
January 4, 2026 at 4:45 PM
My Mazda has had literally zero issues in 10 years. CX-5 may be boring but it gets the job done.
My VW on the other hand...
My VW on the other hand...
"Right guys, here's the plan. We're going to grow ANYTHING besides tobacco so we don't starve this winter. Again. I don't need the locals making fun of us."
"Guys?"
"Guys?"
"Guys?"
"Guys?"
an elderly man with glasses says we 're gonna starve to death
ALT: an elderly man with glasses says we 're gonna starve to death
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January 2, 2026 at 8:31 PM
"Right guys, here's the plan. We're going to grow ANYTHING besides tobacco so we don't starve this winter. Again. I don't need the locals making fun of us."
"Guys?"
"Guys?"
"Guys?"
"Guys?"
"Singing twin sisters do that."
Yes, this must happen.
Yes, this must happen.
December 26, 2025 at 3:12 AM
"Singing twin sisters do that."
Yes, this must happen.
Yes, this must happen.
Don Ameche against type and delivering. A seminal talent.
three men in suits and ties are standing in front of a fireplace and a christmas tree with the word no written in yellow
ALT: three men in suits and ties are standing in front of a fireplace and a christmas tree with the word no written in yellow
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December 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Don Ameche against type and delivering. A seminal talent.
As much as I would love to experience the height of Athens or Rome in 25 AD I think I'd rather just have Tylenol.
December 16, 2025 at 1:55 AM
As much as I would love to experience the height of Athens or Rome in 25 AD I think I'd rather just have Tylenol.
This is like the faux outrage over, "Pregnant Person." The term is used because not everyone who is pregnant is a woman.
Some are children.
🫠
Some are children.
🫠
December 12, 2025 at 3:10 PM
This is like the faux outrage over, "Pregnant Person." The term is used because not everyone who is pregnant is a woman.
Some are children.
🫠
Some are children.
🫠
Leaving this untitled is a crime. I have to know why they're prongling the sphere!
December 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Leaving this untitled is a crime. I have to know why they're prongling the sphere!
Or their weird corporate art.
a blurry picture of a statue with a red background and a few lines
ALT: a blurry picture of a statue with a red background and a few lines
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December 5, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Or their weird corporate art.
The Catatonic Spree
December 3, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The Catatonic Spree
Putting three orange lights and a smudge pot on my e-bike to make DoT inspectors weep.
a man is driving a tractor on a dirt road in a field
ALT: a man is driving a tractor on a dirt road in a field
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December 3, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Putting three orange lights and a smudge pot on my e-bike to make DoT inspectors weep.
Pneumonia roids are like, "I could tear a phone book in half with my pinkies! Can you bring me a phone book? I can't stand up."
November 30, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Pneumonia roids are like, "I could tear a phone book in half with my pinkies! Can you bring me a phone book? I can't stand up."
My boss loves Gemini so he had it write some contract language. I had to intercept it at procurement to add legal.
They love my boss, but want him to stop helping. The AI was going to cost us seven figures.
They love my boss, but want him to stop helping. The AI was going to cost us seven figures.
November 30, 2025 at 1:31 AM
My boss loves Gemini so he had it write some contract language. I had to intercept it at procurement to add legal.
They love my boss, but want him to stop helping. The AI was going to cost us seven figures.
They love my boss, but want him to stop helping. The AI was going to cost us seven figures.
There's a lot of people who take the big book's rules very seriously not saying a lot about RFK jr.
November 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
There's a lot of people who take the big book's rules very seriously not saying a lot about RFK jr.