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metrick.bsky.social
@metrick.bsky.social
Derrick/32/FGC/Fuck Elon Musk/Free Palestine
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He/Him
Nothing sadder then black men giving non-black women the n-word pass cause they think that's how they're gonna get their white queen. Bums
July 3, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I FUCKING HATE MANUAL DRIVERS! THEYRE ALL SO BAD AT IT "uwu I'm sowwy guys. I know the lights green but i need to jerk off my car and make it cum before it'll move" YOU PISS ME OFF MORE THAN CYCLISTS
June 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Picture this, you decided to share your favorite movie/game/whatever media with someone and less than an hour in, without saying a word, they get up, walk away and start doing something else. Is it unreasonable to then decide to never share your interests with that person ever again?
May 28, 2025 at 2:24 PM
In a couple weeks I'll officially be starting baking and pastry school. I have a dream I want to accomplish. I have new found passion.
April 28, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Happy Easter. Im on permanent dessert duty for family gatherings. The cupcake paper peeling is pissing me off...
April 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Abouta week ago, a coworker of mine tried to defend Andrew tate and tell me he has valid points. Yesterday that same coworker got fired for sexual harassment.
April 12, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Chocolate honey almond cookies, my own unique recipe. Kinda popped off with these ngl
March 28, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Sisters new bf makes fun of her for her nonsense right wing takes lmao this guy's rocks
March 10, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Chocolate cupcakes with salted caramel butter cream. First time piping like this so they're a tad ugly.
March 2, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I want to see medieval fantasy mr beast in Shrek 5.
February 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
This leverless shit is hard!
February 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Reposted
Do Not Fuck With Gamers

We're forged by endless boss battles against carefully manufactured odds.

We do not give up unless a woke game is actually good.

We do not stop harassing minorities and women.

We are the terminators of the culture war, and terminators always win.
February 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Vanilla extract getting too expensive. Taking matters into my own hands
February 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Baking TikTok/YTS is actually the worst omg these people are so fucking insufferable
February 20, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I wish google wasn't bogged down with AI garbage so we could bring back letmegooglethatforyou replies. It was the perfectly passive aggressive way of helping someone while also calling them incompetent.
January 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Finally tried Cane's. We really need to do something about these west coasters gassing up the most 6/10 food.
January 26, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Reposted
huh...
January 20, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Baking is a million times more stressful than cooking. There's so much room for error/improvising with normal cooking but you can follow a baking recipe perfectly and you'll still be like this the whole time
January 16, 2025 at 11:10 PM
It's so unnerving how many people who suddenly got super into pokemon tcg are actually just gambling addicts.
January 14, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Looking for a game to play and Elden Ring calling out to me like the green goblin mask
January 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I'm actually gonna crash out.
January 4, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Somehow dodged covid for 5 years. Get it from my coworker. So fucking pissed
January 2, 2025 at 1:33 PM
You know what I really didn't miss about cons? Waiting at an artist booth cause some dude is spitting the worst game ever at the vendor girl. I watched you strike out in real time man, move it along so I can buy my keychain.
December 25, 2024 at 4:29 PM
When I flip multiple heads off Misty: "Hehehehe yeeeesss. I earned that :)"

When my opponent flips multiple heads off Misty: "Dude that is so stupid. The game being decided on some coin flips is so lame. They need to rework this card now"
December 22, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Long hair arc is now on hiatus
December 22, 2024 at 2:36 AM