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And make sure you get those expenses filed or she won't have time for her afternoon nap
And make sure you get those expenses filed or she won't have time for her afternoon nap
Horny girlfriend emergency, gotta go
Horny girlfriend emergency, gotta go
She's changing your grade from a "C" to a "C plus you get to watch her eat 2,000 calories of brownies"
She's changing your grade from a "C" to a "C plus you get to watch her eat 2,000 calories of brownies"
Avoid the need for thick, snuggly clothes by becoming thick and snuggly yourself
Avoid the need for thick, snuggly clothes by becoming thick and snuggly yourself
Weirdly convenient buffets are key in the jock to chubster pipeline
Weirdly convenient buffets are key in the jock to chubster pipeline
Home is a big happy girl with a big bouncy belly
Home is a big happy girl with a big bouncy belly
Four times the size, just as smug
Four times the size, just as smug
Nice closet, shame if someone got too fat to fit in it (not actually a shame)
Nice closet, shame if someone got too fat to fit in it (not actually a shame)
The jiggle factory keeps on jigglin'
The jiggle factory keeps on jigglin'
If you're reading this, never forget:
You are special.
You are loved.
The world is better because you're in it <3
If you're reading this, never forget:
You are special.
You are loved.
The world is better because you're in it <3
A perfect, special thing with your perfect, special someone
A perfect, special thing with your perfect, special someone
Like it's MY fault I need to eat 2,500 calories to walk fifteen feet
Like it's MY fault I need to eat 2,500 calories to walk fifteen feet
The sunglasses might still fit
The sunglasses might still fit
The ol' chubby girl hat trick!
The ol' chubby girl hat trick!
Cut to every conceivable surface of the apartment being covered in dorito fingerprints
Cut to every conceivable surface of the apartment being covered in dorito fingerprints
High praise
High praise
Allow us to butt in
Allow us to butt in
Shout out to Lilly's agent for pulling off a pivot like that
Shout out to Lilly's agent for pulling off a pivot like that
God I want doritos now
God I want doritos now
A small price to pay for a squishy cookie dough gf
A small price to pay for a squishy cookie dough gf