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@metrotransit-fake.bsky.social
Buses? Yes. Light rail? Yes. Micro transit? Yes. Vanpool? I guess. Commuter rail? Hell no.
We know you want a Metro Transit or E Line scarf. Which is why we're not giving you one!
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
We know you want a Metro Transit or E Line scarf. Which is why we're not giving you one!
UPDATE: Bus lane non-enforcement will continue to remain in effect
Hooray, Hennepin Avenue South is now reopen!
In celebration of its reopening, as per order from the city, bus lanes will not be enforced until further notice due to extremely high parking demands from suburbanites.
We hope Route 2, 6, 17, 114, and future E Line riders will enjoy this change!
In celebration of its reopening, as per order from the city, bus lanes will not be enforced until further notice due to extremely high parking demands from suburbanites.
We hope Route 2, 6, 17, 114, and future E Line riders will enjoy this change!
November 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
UPDATE: Bus lane non-enforcement will continue to remain in effect
Shhhhh... the pearl clutchers can't know about this one. How can they justify driving their massive pickup trucks to a Viking's game now?
Strib basically admitting they don't report fairly on transit
(Reality: ridership is up, crime is down, budget is increasing commensurate to increased service, fare evasion has never been very high)
(Reality: ridership is up, crime is down, budget is increasing commensurate to increased service, fare evasion has never been very high)
November 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Shhhhh... the pearl clutchers can't know about this one. How can they justify driving their massive pickup trucks to a Viking's game now?
Hooray, Hennepin Avenue South is now reopen!
In celebration of its reopening, as per order from the city, bus lanes will not be enforced until further notice due to extremely high parking demands from suburbanites.
We hope Route 2, 6, 17, 114, and future E Line riders will enjoy this change!
In celebration of its reopening, as per order from the city, bus lanes will not be enforced until further notice due to extremely high parking demands from suburbanites.
We hope Route 2, 6, 17, 114, and future E Line riders will enjoy this change!
October 31, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Hooray, Hennepin Avenue South is now reopen!
In celebration of its reopening, as per order from the city, bus lanes will not be enforced until further notice due to extremely high parking demands from suburbanites.
We hope Route 2, 6, 17, 114, and future E Line riders will enjoy this change!
In celebration of its reopening, as per order from the city, bus lanes will not be enforced until further notice due to extremely high parking demands from suburbanites.
We hope Route 2, 6, 17, 114, and future E Line riders will enjoy this change!
goo goo ga ga
REPORTING LIVE IN ST. PAUL: @metrotransit-fake.bsky.social has reportedly been born at Union Depot station. TRIP Agents are monitoring the situation closely.
More at 9. Back to you in the studio, Janet.
More at 9. Back to you in the studio, Janet.
October 29, 2025 at 8:59 PM
goo goo ga ga