They should remake the Melania movie and use an evil crow puppet from the Dark Crystal to play Melania

Can you hit me in the head with a 2x4? Maybe that’ll help

But like if someone did it…. Could be cool

Piñata would be excellent. And maybe like “pin the noose on the fascist” or something

Did you mean MySpace?

I think the set needs to focus more on bagels. We only have one kind of bagel depicted on a card and there are at least like 4 other kinds.

Do you have the capability of licking others’ armpits as well?

But also he’s like a Hollywood elitist so there’s also a good chance he’s a scumbag

I havent seen every yorgos film, but every one that I have seen has been about people forced into submission and abused. Some of his protagonists are men and some are women. I think he’s more just fascinated buy the suffering inherent to incarnation rather than it being a creepy thing