Very sorry for your loss. I’m sure Updog was a lovely animal.
January 26, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Very sorry for your loss. I’m sure Updog was a lovely animal.
The Trump administration is already hard at work dealing with the situation:
January 22, 2026 at 7:44 PM
The Trump administration is already hard at work dealing with the situation:
I groan every time I see him doing his Trump impression. Really tired of it.
January 21, 2026 at 5:13 PM
I groan every time I see him doing his Trump impression. Really tired of it.
A big difference between the left and right is that the left understands NO ONE wins a civil war.
January 21, 2026 at 12:33 AM
A big difference between the left and right is that the left understands NO ONE wins a civil war.
How can you say that about a man who is so close to winning the 1996 Gold Medal in Women’s Gymnastics?!
January 16, 2026 at 3:27 AM
How can you say that about a man who is so close to winning the 1996 Gold Medal in Women’s Gymnastics?!
This made my day
January 15, 2026 at 3:57 PM
This made my day
He told Joe Rogan that we’d have a flying car by the end of 2025
January 15, 2026 at 12:33 AM
He told Joe Rogan that we’d have a flying car by the end of 2025
Often it’s complimentary.
January 12, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Often it’s complimentary.
All those soldiers on the beaches on D-Day sure obstructed Nazi federal law enforcement.
January 12, 2026 at 5:09 PM
All those soldiers on the beaches on D-Day sure obstructed Nazi federal law enforcement.
Randy Fine said it bluntly
January 10, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Randy Fine said it bluntly
DMVs were awful in underserved communities in the 80s and 90s. It wasn’t a lack of other problems that made people hate them. The long lines were meaningful when you’re paid by the hour.
December 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
DMVs were awful in underserved communities in the 80s and 90s. It wasn’t a lack of other problems that made people hate them. The long lines were meaningful when you’re paid by the hour.
That showed them!
December 18, 2025 at 3:06 PM
That showed them!
I thought it would be down 600% or more. Disappointed, frankly
December 11, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I thought it would be down 600% or more. Disappointed, frankly
Jesus fake fan. I bet she can’t even name three disciples.
December 6, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Jesus fake fan. I bet she can’t even name three disciples.
An economy came up to him with tears in his eyes and said, “thank you for finally letting me economy…”
December 3, 2025 at 8:50 PM
An economy came up to him with tears in his eyes and said, “thank you for finally letting me economy…”
That dude has “I’m the smartest person in the room!” syndrome
December 3, 2025 at 12:22 AM
That dude has “I’m the smartest person in the room!” syndrome
Damn, is that a mummy?
November 30, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Damn, is that a mummy?
That’s a BA-ba-bad idea
November 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
That’s a BA-ba-bad idea
That’s hilarious
November 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
That’s hilarious
Especially in the same message where he says he “one” the election
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Especially in the same message where he says he “one” the election
Still at a loss to understand why this was controversial in the first place
November 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Still at a loss to understand why this was controversial in the first place
I can conclude that Trump is a terrible leader and more and more people are realizing it
November 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I can conclude that Trump is a terrible leader and more and more people are realizing it
Why does this work so well?!
November 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Why does this work so well?!
(Alien vaporizes him)
Alien: Now I am the Haynes King!!!
Alien: Now I am the Haynes King!!!
November 22, 2025 at 2:06 AM
(Alien vaporizes him)
Alien: Now I am the Haynes King!!!
Alien: Now I am the Haynes King!!!