Amelinda Bérubé
@metuiteme.bsky.social
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Writer, editor, terrifying bog witch, werewolf of productivity 💀🍁 Ottawa dweller w prairie roots and maritime daydreams. she/her Three spooky YA books on shelves now! Latest: THE ONES WHO COME BACK HUNGRY Rep: Jacqui Lipton + Lane Heymont @ Tobias
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Oh yay, new followers! Be forewarned, I spend too much time on here 💀 Expect book recs, RTd poems, assorted niche enthusiasms, bitching about housework, a lot of dog pics, random internet hilarity, and occasional reminders that I write books—specifically the ones below, perfect for spooky season!
Copies of three books by Amelinda Berube: The Dark Beneath the Ice, Here There Are Monsters, and The Ones Who Come Back Hungry
metuiteme.bsky.social
Ahhhh killing off a secondary character horribly, always good for the word count 💅💅💅
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oh my GOD. I don't remember hearing about that, but it certainly sounds like their style...
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Because the bison, who was VERY INTERESTED in those carrots, poked its head in the car window...and got stuck

Got itself loose again eventually but the picture of the car afterward was, uh, cautionary

Window frame all bent and crumpled like tin foil 💀
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There is a safari-ish place called Parc Omega near here where you drive along a trail to see all kinds of native animals up close - you can bring carrots to feed the deer and elk

However you are specifically forbidden to feed the bison

And someone made headlines finding out why (1/2)
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It's not that BookTwitter circa 2015 "got me" an agent/book deal, but it gave me so much insight, feedback, & opportunity idk how I would have managed it without. It changed everything!!!

And most recently my beloved floofy foster dog found an amazing forever home thru a last ditch FB plea ❤️
conradhackett.bsky.social
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
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GPOY. Because I am a disaster but it's nice out and I felt cute.
The author, a white lady with glasses, tattoos, and blonde-brown hair
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OMG sound up for MIGHTY PURRS
oregonthedm.bsky.social
Boxes also work on bobcats
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Was I organized enough to plant morning glories this summer? WHY NO. But fortunately the garden's will to gloriousness abides.
Purple morning glories
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Poor pussy, poor pussy cat!
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It's the problem w "emotion recollected in tranquility", need time to process all the IRL bullshit before you can write about it 💀 and it just KEEPS COMING lately
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aw thank you ❤️❤️❤️ bestest beasties one and all!
metuiteme.bsky.social
Yknow that subheading seems, uhhhh, pretty true actually, but in the OTHER DIRECTION - the cops sure jump in double quick if Indigenous or Palestinian protesters dare to block an intersection, but aggrieved antivax weirdos get the run of the place for 3 weeks until the feds step in apparently?? UGH
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TOUGH ON CRIME but no not like that come on now

🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
journodale.bsky.social
I can't wait for Conservatives to be consistent with previous tough-on-crime sentiments and demand jail time instead of house arrest.
That's going to happen, right?
davidakin.bsky.social
Freedom Convoy leaders Chris Barber and Tamara Lich each get an 18-month conditional sentence; first 12 months to be served as house arrest. Judge cites principal of "deterrence and denunciation" of their activities.
metuiteme.bsky.social
So skeksis it hurrrrrts 😎
The author wearing a shirt with the Chamberlain from the Dark Crystal thag reads "I'm too skeksis for this shirt"
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Fuzzy Beasts in repose ❤️ I so seldom get to snoogle my kittehs!
A brown and white tabby cat stretches out on the couch to receive skritchies from the author right next to a very flat woolly husky mix A brown and white tabby cat sits on the couch beside a very flat woolly husky mix
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SCRËM okay come on self a few hundred more words, we got this 💀💀💀
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HEY

You guys should pick up these stories in anticipation of there someday being an absolute banger of a book about their heroine, badass Appalachian witch Anna O'Brien

TRUST ME you all are gonna know her name 🔥🔥🔥
asherelbein.bsky.social
Fuck Prime Day. PDFs of GHOST DAYS and IN THE SNOW, THE JUNGLE are on sale for just 3$ today, which means you can grab this fully illustrated short story collection AND its followup novella for just $6.

Get your Appalachian historical folklore/horror fix here!

www.asherelbein.com/store
metuiteme.bsky.social
I'm waiting for the season to be complete before listening but Uncover has had SO many good stories in its lineup, damn!!!
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Caitlin Starling is absolutely chef kiss amazing, A Real One 🤌🤌🤌
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OMG SO GOOD 😱😱😱😱😱😱
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🫂🫂🫂 gotta love that semi-annual punch in the face, this is such a great industry 🤪
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I mean I have been eating pillsbury cookie dough straight from the package since like 1997 🤪 so idk if they've changed anything beyond the marketing...!