Got multiplied by 1. I'm still exactly the same but a process has happened and I am forever changed.
January 16, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Got multiplied by 1. I'm still exactly the same but a process has happened and I am forever changed.
So we got Pulled Pork, Jerked Chicken, and Beef Stroganoff. Any other meat-based dinners that also sound like someone's beating it?
January 13, 2026 at 3:44 PM
So we got Pulled Pork, Jerked Chicken, and Beef Stroganoff. Any other meat-based dinners that also sound like someone's beating it?
The existence of bullfrogs implies the existence of cuckfrogs
January 11, 2026 at 7:40 PM
The existence of bullfrogs implies the existence of cuckfrogs
Twitter misinformation: some nazi bullshit
Facebook misinformation: your estranged uncle has a great deal for sunglasses
Tumblr misinformation: dolphin pussy jelly
Facebook misinformation: your estranged uncle has a great deal for sunglasses
Tumblr misinformation: dolphin pussy jelly
January 11, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Twitter misinformation: some nazi bullshit
Facebook misinformation: your estranged uncle has a great deal for sunglasses
Tumblr misinformation: dolphin pussy jelly
Facebook misinformation: your estranged uncle has a great deal for sunglasses
Tumblr misinformation: dolphin pussy jelly
There are two wolves inside of you.
You have a werewolf kink.
You have a werewolf kink.
January 11, 2026 at 5:29 PM
There are two wolves inside of you.
You have a werewolf kink.
You have a werewolf kink.
"I must use the bathroom" I think to myself
My cat: "Not without my supervision"
Bro acts like he's retail management stg
My cat: "Not without my supervision"
Bro acts like he's retail management stg
January 10, 2026 at 5:04 PM
"I must use the bathroom" I think to myself
My cat: "Not without my supervision"
Bro acts like he's retail management stg
My cat: "Not without my supervision"
Bro acts like he's retail management stg
Local Fedex and UPS drivers alone on the elevator. Will they fight or kiss
January 8, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Local Fedex and UPS drivers alone on the elevator. Will they fight or kiss
In the club listening to the Code Lyoko theme song
January 8, 2026 at 7:10 PM
In the club listening to the Code Lyoko theme song
Every public bathroom has the 1 stall that's best and the others are all trash
January 8, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Every public bathroom has the 1 stall that's best and the others are all trash
Bones have a warranty of about 30 years, give or take a few. I know this because that's when my knees and spine decided to betray me.
January 8, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Bones have a warranty of about 30 years, give or take a few. I know this because that's when my knees and spine decided to betray me.
Illinois more like Grillinois *flips burger*
January 7, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Illinois more like Grillinois *flips burger*
Isekai but instead of it being some lame-ass power-fantasy and harem BS it's someone going from one fantasy universe to another and it's actually good.
January 6, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Isekai but instead of it being some lame-ass power-fantasy and harem BS it's someone going from one fantasy universe to another and it's actually good.
Imagine a cockroach with human hands at the ends of its little legs
January 5, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Imagine a cockroach with human hands at the ends of its little legs
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The human is back “working” today and said she needed suppawt so I’m an emotional-support dinosaur 🦖
#DogsOfBluesky
#DogsOfBluesky
January 5, 2026 at 3:24 PM
The human is back “working” today and said she needed suppawt so I’m an emotional-support dinosaur 🦖
#DogsOfBluesky
#DogsOfBluesky
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This is Herschel. She spent 15 minutes at the gym before deciding to switch her New Year's resolution to self acceptance. 12/10 (IG: cfsbk)
January 5, 2026 at 5:55 PM
This is Herschel. She spent 15 minutes at the gym before deciding to switch her New Year's resolution to self acceptance. 12/10 (IG: cfsbk)
The phrase "for old time's sake" invokes 40 million emotions in me and all of them lead to me in tears.
January 5, 2026 at 4:57 PM
The phrase "for old time's sake" invokes 40 million emotions in me and all of them lead to me in tears.
But not 2008?
your email will not find me, I was the hide and seek champion in 2007
January 4, 2026 at 11:19 PM
But not 2008?
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your email will not find me, I was the hide and seek champion in 2007
January 4, 2026 at 11:07 PM
your email will not find me, I was the hide and seek champion in 2007
We should domesticate cheetahs. They'd be good hunting animals I think.
January 4, 2026 at 9:03 PM
We should domesticate cheetahs. They'd be good hunting animals I think.
Fish, trees, and vegetables are all social constructs.
January 4, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Fish, trees, and vegetables are all social constructs.
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god damn it you guys you're not gonna believe this shit
Setting out to build Rome, really hoping to get this one done asap
January 3, 2026 at 5:50 AM
god damn it you guys you're not gonna believe this shit
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Setting out to build Rome, really hoping to get this one done asap
January 2, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Setting out to build Rome, really hoping to get this one done asap
Every time I look at my iTunes library I think "man I have awesome taste in music"
January 3, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Every time I look at my iTunes library I think "man I have awesome taste in music"
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A quick doodle to kick off 2026 !! HAPPY NEW YEAR Y’ALL 🎉
January 1, 2026 at 6:42 AM
A quick doodle to kick off 2026 !! HAPPY NEW YEAR Y’ALL 🎉
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Mouse status: small
December 31, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Mouse status: small