Mike from Useless, TX
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To paraphrase President Eisenhower, I'm sure he has. Give me a week and I might think of one.
January 23, 2026 at 10:11 PM
To paraphrase President Eisenhower, I'm sure he has. Give me a week and I might think of one.
That's not the reassuring flex he thinks it is for a number of reasons, not the least of which is the guy at the top of his org chart also has a history of dealing with children.
January 23, 2026 at 8:14 PM
That's not the reassuring flex he thinks it is for a number of reasons, not the least of which is the guy at the top of his org chart also has a history of dealing with children.
Hey, let's not rule out All of the Above!
January 23, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Hey, let's not rule out All of the Above!
Speaking of sex offenders, where are the Epstein Files?
January 23, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Speaking of sex offenders, where are the Epstein Files?
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But administrative warrants don't give the bearer the authority to enter without permission, do they?
But administrative warrants don't give the bearer the authority to enter without permission, do they?
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But administrative warrants don't give the bearer the authority to enter without permission, do they?
But administrative warrants don't give the bearer the authority to enter without permission, do they?
Weird way to admit that they're totally fucking incompetent but from that perspective I guess he's not wrong.
January 22, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Weird way to admit that they're totally fucking incompetent but from that perspective I guess he's not wrong.
"I'm sure we can do better than that" equals Vance owning the ICE invasion. Remember this in 2028 when he tries to distance himself from this shitstorm.
January 22, 2026 at 7:59 PM
"I'm sure we can do better than that" equals Vance owning the ICE invasion. Remember this in 2028 when he tries to distance himself from this shitstorm.
So when Republicans have enough of a majority in the House, they can impeach various Democrats rather than doing, you know, real work.
January 22, 2026 at 7:25 PM
So when Republicans have enough of a majority in the House, they can impeach various Democrats rather than doing, you know, real work.
I agree with Flynn that DOJ credibility may be at an all-time low but I suspect our reasons for coming to that conclusion may differ.
January 20, 2026 at 9:58 PM
I agree with Flynn that DOJ credibility may be at an all-time low but I suspect our reasons for coming to that conclusion may differ.
Someday Marco Rubio and J. D. Vance are going to pretend they were always against this.
January 20, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Someday Marco Rubio and J. D. Vance are going to pretend they were always against this.
I'm a white male and I'm certainly not on that dude's side! Fuck his white solidarity.
January 20, 2026 at 6:58 PM
I'm a white male and I'm certainly not on that dude's side! Fuck his white solidarity.
He has a long, long history of failure, though. If he was installed to bring us down from within, we probably WOULD be tired of winning!
January 16, 2026 at 10:12 PM
He has a long, long history of failure, though. If he was installed to bring us down from within, we probably WOULD be tired of winning!
I feel like they could have prevented this if they made their medals silver rather than gold.
January 16, 2026 at 10:04 PM
I feel like they could have prevented this if they made their medals silver rather than gold.
As others have said, there's a certain dissonance between the claim that immigrants are freeloaders and they fact that ICE keeps on showing up to job sites to hunt them down.
January 16, 2026 at 7:24 PM
As others have said, there's a certain dissonance between the claim that immigrants are freeloaders and they fact that ICE keeps on showing up to job sites to hunt them down.
How could Renee Good possibly be the worst of the worst when Stephen Miller still breathes free air?
January 16, 2026 at 5:18 PM
How could Renee Good possibly be the worst of the worst when Stephen Miller still breathes free air?
Too bad nobody ever told him about the Streisand Effect.
January 16, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Too bad nobody ever told him about the Streisand Effect.
Schumer did a good job during the Biden presidency, shepherding an impressive amount of legislation through the thinnest of margins in the Senate, but he is not a wartime consigliere.
January 16, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Schumer did a good job during the Biden presidency, shepherding an impressive amount of legislation through the thinnest of margins in the Senate, but he is not a wartime consigliere.
It's also a tacit admission on his part that he was never going to earn one because there's no way the Nobel Committee would ever award him one now.
January 16, 2026 at 4:42 PM
It's also a tacit admission on his part that he was never going to earn one because there's no way the Nobel Committee would ever award him one now.
Sometimes I think about how various other Republicans fawned over Kristi Noem for bragging about shooting a puppy.
January 16, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Sometimes I think about how various other Republicans fawned over Kristi Noem for bragging about shooting a puppy.
So ICE can cripple the Minnesota economy?
January 15, 2026 at 7:15 PM
So ICE can cripple the Minnesota economy?
He's right, though - those ICE agents have crime numbers going through the roof!
January 15, 2026 at 5:26 PM
He's right, though - those ICE agents have crime numbers going through the roof!