Melissa F. Olson
@mfolson.bsky.social
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I turn Diet Coke into books. Writer, film prof, pit bull advocate, #EDS patient, shenanigans enthusiast. I’d probably be great on your podcast. She/her. Find me everywhere: http://linktr.ee/melissafolson
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It’s finally here!
You can now buy the trade paperback of ARCHAIC, about a badass single mom who’s put in charge of a sentient island and its mythological Inhabitants. Come for the Mesopotamian goddess of the dead, stay for the 9-yr-old who saves the day w/birdwatching skills.
bit.ly/Demonde
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DID I MENTION
@sallycantirino.bsky.social is the artist slinging us some scorpion-folk
@gabcontrerasr.bsky.social made me re-understand color and
@paulcornell.bsky.social, godfather of the project, writes an intro?
mfolson.bsky.social
It’s finally here!
You can now buy the trade paperback of ARCHAIC, about a badass single mom who’s put in charge of a sentient island and its mythological Inhabitants. Come for the Mesopotamian goddess of the dead, stay for the 9-yr-old who saves the day w/birdwatching skills.
bit.ly/Demonde
mfolson.bsky.social
It’s finally here!
You can now buy the trade paperback of ARCHAIC, about a badass single mom who’s put in charge of a sentient island and its mythological Inhabitants. Come for the Mesopotamian goddess of the dead, stay for the 9-yr-old who saves the day w/birdwatching skills.
bit.ly/Demonde
mfolson.bsky.social
How I earned this face:
a) I let in an EVIL STRANGER (my kid’s friend)
b) I trapped him in a CAGE (my office, w/me) while she roamed the den w/her EVIL GRUBBY PAWS (they played Roblox)
c) I gave the EVIL STRANGER snacks meant for HIM (they were not)
d) I did not let him kill her EVEN A LITTLE BIT
mfolson.bsky.social
One of my children has a friend over, so we are obviously at Defcon One
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anthropomorphism but without cute puppies
mfolson.bsky.social
Excuse me, I have to go “per my last email” some dipshits
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Just some wedding prep, nbd
mfolson.bsky.social
Yes, I just filled out the form and there is language explaining that the default is 50/50. If you have a different arrangement in your book contract, you can fill it in differently and submit the contract.
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ahoycomicmags.bsky.social
What's better than a #FridayFeeling? A #FreeComicFriday feeling.

Read the entire first issue of ARCHAIC by @mfolson.bsky.social, @sallycantirino.bsky.social and @gabcontrerasr.bsky.social for free ahead of the trade, courtesy of @aiptcomics.com's Free Comic Fridays.

aiptcomics.com/2025/10/03/f...
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crobertcargill.bsky.social
No one, and I mean NO ONE, in Hollywood is talking about Tilly Norwood except over drinks for a chuckle. Actors are such an important part of the creative process - you want an actor who can surprise you every take, not one whose performance you dial up and down on a laptop. This is an ad campaign.
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robschamberger.bsky.social
So, my neighbor across the street hangs dead Barbie’s from her tree every October. We live down the block from a school and the kids walk by them and love them, but the parents clearly don’t. Two nights ago someone cut them all down and took them. 1/
mfolson.bsky.social
Tell you what, put away a T-shirt and then go about your day. That counts as working on the laundry.
mfolson.bsky.social
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t have to fold ALL that laundry at the same time. It’s ok to fold a little today & save the rest. It’s also ok to put every item in the drawer after you fold it 🤷‍♀️.
We don’t have to do everything as efficiently as it could be done, at all times.
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ahoycomicmags.bsky.social
Ahead of ARCHAIC by @mfolson.bsky.social & @sallycantirino.bsky.social landing in bookstores next week, read Olson's chat with @geekvibesnation.com discussing the modern-day action-adventure about the residents of a sentient island populated by gods and monsters.

geekvibesnation.com/gvn-talking-...
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garethlpowell.bsky.social
Just a reminder that if you enjoy a book, please leave a quick review on Amazon or Bookshop dot org, or wherever. Even if it's only a sentence, it really, really helps get the word out to other readers.
mfolson.bsky.social
That stegosaur is a goddamned steal
mfolson.bsky.social
I absolutely need one of you artsy types to make me a replica of the world’s most incredible serving bowl
mfolson.bsky.social
Okay, fine. i’ll wait ONE more day to give up on humankind forever
mfolson.bsky.social
Well, at least it wasn’t the rhythm.
mfolson.bsky.social
Me:That’s IT. I’ve been working days AND nights for idk how long, I’m barely sleeping, I’m so stressed I cried bc Brian came into a room too fast. I am TAKING THE MORNING OFF.
Kitchen counters: What about–
Me: No
The vacuum: I miss y–
Me: NO
Laundry: But–
Me: Shut UP
Napping couch: Heyyy, baby
Me:
a woman in a red dress is smiling and waving at the camera .
ALT: a woman in a red dress is smiling and waving at the camera .
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