Matt Gaetz was tired of sneaking his girlfriends into Pg-13 movies (this is satire)

I remember seeing it for the first time in theaters and having my socks blown off. I could feel my brain chemistry changing in real time. I bought it on dvd the first day it was available, watched it a second time, and was like “wait this sucks”

This alone has convinced me to stop starting him in fantasy (not the fact that I’m about to be 2-8 I won last year it’s fine I’m fine)

Hearing rumors of Tony Pollard to the Patriots, anything real there?

Space Jam 2 was ahead of its time in the sense that it looks like ai slop

Many old people play

Shocked, he was such a good piece. Excited to see what New England is getting back

Is this real. This can’t be real. Who took these pictures. Who posted these. This literally looks like a screen grab from Schindler’s List

Mobile games are already doing this, there’s a million solitaire apps where you “deposit” real cash and use that money as entry fees in tournaments. Winnings can be withdrawn. They obfuscate it a bit by dripping out “bonus cash” which can also be used for tournament entry but not withdrawn

Me trying to figure out when it is and isn’t intentional grounding and when throwing the ball out of bounds is and isn’t a penalty is exactly the same thing as your overtime rules

I hope they win so I can finally watch the history of the Seattle mariners for the 15th time

Oh brother don’t remind me!

Gasoline may soon be moving above $1.50 per gallon

I want to know if they’ve found the marker in Kash Patels pocket yet

As a resident of the bluesky echo chamber, I’ve never heard the term “Anti-ICE” in here

It’s college football Saturday

The only innovation I’m interested in these days are in the space of creamy smooth chocolate and peanut butter configured in new and exciting ways