MatthewWingard
@mfwingard.bsky.social
Learn Two Ply (this song came on a couple hours ago)
January 17, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Learn Two Ply (this song came on a couple hours ago)
What if he has to go to the bathroom?
January 16, 2026 at 1:53 AM
What if he has to go to the bathroom?
We have a birthday coming up! Can I ask if it’s a kid-powered track or battery powered? Do they love it?
January 15, 2026 at 2:04 PM
We have a birthday coming up! Can I ask if it’s a kid-powered track or battery powered? Do they love it?
The extra toppings are also cursed
January 13, 2026 at 4:08 AM
The extra toppings are also cursed
But you get your choice of toppings
January 13, 2026 at 3:01 AM
But you get your choice of toppings
One of the few games I got 100%. Almost effortless. I think I had to go back and throw fruit at some guys or something
January 12, 2026 at 5:15 AM
One of the few games I got 100%. Almost effortless. I think I had to go back and throw fruit at some guys or something
You had like a pixelated version of this for breakfast
January 11, 2026 at 8:50 PM
You had like a pixelated version of this for breakfast
It’s boring but as long as you have access to water and a microwave at work, you could portion out half cups of oatmeal and some berries or a banana. A bento box could make it a bit of a novelty. Maybe some nuts if your school allows it. Not really batch-able, just night before I think
January 11, 2026 at 7:12 PM
It’s boring but as long as you have access to water and a microwave at work, you could portion out half cups of oatmeal and some berries or a banana. A bento box could make it a bit of a novelty. Maybe some nuts if your school allows it. Not really batch-able, just night before I think
Shadow of the Colossus. When I got my ps5 it was the first game I played through
January 11, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Shadow of the Colossus. When I got my ps5 it was the first game I played through
I had no idea it was a whole song. I was singing bubba the Out of this World limited version until he banned it. Dethroned by Birdhouse in Your Soul
January 10, 2026 at 9:15 PM
I had no idea it was a whole song. I was singing bubba the Out of this World limited version until he banned it. Dethroned by Birdhouse in Your Soul
We were painting last weekend and I had to ADD a nose to keep the rainbow from looking like a penis
January 10, 2026 at 2:31 AM
We were painting last weekend and I had to ADD a nose to keep the rainbow from looking like a penis
Not sure which video it was but I got a money belt before my euro trip because of him. It’s a little expensive for play, but I think kids would love money belts
January 8, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Not sure which video it was but I got a money belt before my euro trip because of him. It’s a little expensive for play, but I think kids would love money belts
That Viola Swamp card is still ready to play
January 7, 2026 at 2:15 PM
That Viola Swamp card is still ready to play
Sometime I have trouble seeing the family resemblance but they have similar “just saw a Brachiosaurus” faces
January 7, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Sometime I have trouble seeing the family resemblance but they have similar “just saw a Brachiosaurus” faces
I was going to say Goodfellas but I got my wars mixed up
January 4, 2026 at 2:47 PM
I was going to say Goodfellas but I got my wars mixed up
I bet it’s free for the first year of ownership at the dealer
January 3, 2026 at 3:25 AM
I bet it’s free for the first year of ownership at the dealer
If it helps, our almost 4yo didn’t let us get through the Muppet Christmas Carol opening credits
January 2, 2026 at 10:27 PM
If it helps, our almost 4yo didn’t let us get through the Muppet Christmas Carol opening credits
New year, new roof of mouth
January 2, 2026 at 3:44 AM
New year, new roof of mouth
I got Mario Galaxy for Christmas
January 1, 2026 at 6:10 PM
I got Mario Galaxy for Christmas
Sometimes Costco
December 31, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Sometimes Costco
Part of the reason I got the cowabunga collection on Switch instead of PS5
December 30, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Part of the reason I got the cowabunga collection on Switch instead of PS5