The main characters from my novels. They're a joy to write.

My philosophy is to write what I want to read. And as arrogant as it makes me sound, I like to read my own books. It's a good system.

Like parking lots aren't crowded enough with everyone who only seems to remember Christmas is happening a week ahead of the 25th. Like yeah, I get it. I don't want to see Christmas shit until Dec. 15th too, but some people are just here to get milk and you took a gun to Black Friday. Sort it out.

Changed the shape of his head, from the look of it.

I got into a brief beef (breef) with that clown who played Jayne on Firefly. One of the Baldwins. Tony? It was after he drank the Kool-Aid and was angry about vaccines. Pure tin-pants-on-head conspiracy nutter.

"Please do your laundry."

Oh sure.

It's just the merc in me. I'll tweak anyone's nose if the price is right. But I do like memes. Here, have some dril quotes as BattleTech nations.

Pay me and I'll clown on anyone you want.

Why

Did they have reasonably placed phone charger spots, at least?

Hopin' for a speedy recovery, Boss. Khurse sends his regards. 🦎

Fun fact, shareholders are also AI. You've hard of the dead internet, now get ready for the dead stock exchange.

Okay. Sure.

So what is it the "middle" of?

Better start crankin' that accordion before Superman shows up to fight you.

I want to say yes, but the more I think about it, I might be talking out of my backside. I MIGHT be thinking of the Hellfire spell. You can fire three fireballs normally, or hold up during the teleportation to fire two larger fireballs (that pierce enemies).

I believe you had to hold a button when it happened. I think Up?

OY! I just made enough mealprep for a week and finished my lunch. If I wanna doomscroll social media until I see exposed knockers (signifying that I've gone too far), then that's my Sunday prerogative, Jimmy!