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matt
@mgis.bsky.social
Local Oaf
The only way to generational wealth is by playing the slots baby!!!!!!
July 29, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I will be on the next season of dancing with the stars
June 3, 2025 at 2:46 AM
87 year old michael c hall playing Dexter for the seventh time in Dexter: Afterlife
June 1, 2025 at 3:16 AM
May 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
All across the world people are rediscovering calzones
May 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
First pope that has drank malort
May 8, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I see that I have been snubbed by the Time 100 again
April 16, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I could stop a bullet with my abs
March 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Honeydew is the money melon
January 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
The look of horror on my face when the elderly man removes his wig to reveal himself to be jimmy fallon
January 15, 2025 at 3:29 AM
No one names their kids Jean Valjean anymore
January 14, 2025 at 12:35 AM
The Price is Right Island
January 13, 2025 at 2:08 AM
In 2025 I will buy a samurai sword
January 1, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Terps unexpectedly make college football playoffs when tournament expands to 3000 teams
December 18, 2024 at 7:17 PM
November 19, 2024 at 3:08 PM
Evening Ellie
July 6, 2023 at 1:16 AM
Gonna go for a run. I’m gonna hate it!!!!
July 5, 2023 at 11:49 PM
Folks, we are enjoying the bear season 2. Love a show that gives me anxiety
July 2, 2023 at 2:01 AM
This account will be primarily dog pics. Pls enjoy
July 1, 2023 at 4:05 PM