Taking bribes from Russia and running local councils in to the ground?

"The world is run by a shadowy cabal of billionaires"

Oh you mean these guys?

Does the facial recognition app look something like this?

He literally did!

Raw milk is a problem of simple anatomy

Cow ➡️ poo ↘️ udder ⬇️ milk (raw)

A terrible time for some people. So it pains me to say I found first lockdown quite glorious. It was sunny. We spoke to our neighbours. Every Friday evening, work colleagues did zoom drinks and quizzes. We explored all of our local footpaths. It was so quiet, we could hear the birdsong. Bought a dog

Thought this was funny!

Post a picture you took (no description except in alt text!!) to bring some zen to the timeline