Mike Halter
@mhalter.bsky.social
Full-time dad, husband and college employee. Part-time Spurs fan, singer/musician.
I don't and you can't make me.
December 26, 2025 at 6:20 AM
I don't and you can't make me.
There are probably more than zero community college students enrolled in exactly six credits per semester because the tuition is less than four months worth of student loan payments.
December 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
There are probably more than zero community college students enrolled in exactly six credits per semester because the tuition is less than four months worth of student loan payments.
He's right. I *do* want more prosecutions. Just not the same ones that crowd wants.
December 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
He's right. I *do* want more prosecutions. Just not the same ones that crowd wants.
This is going to end up with Trump invading the Azores, isn't it?
December 19, 2025 at 11:34 AM
This is going to end up with Trump invading the Azores, isn't it?
It never fails. Donald Trump will always make anyone who supports him look like a fucking idiot.
December 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
It never fails. Donald Trump will always make anyone who supports him look like a fucking idiot.
The only person allowed to do that was Prince.
December 12, 2025 at 3:03 AM
The only person allowed to do that was Prince.
400 years ago it was 0% white. So what's he complaining about?
December 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM
400 years ago it was 0% white. So what's he complaining about?
This, along with the amount of money needed to fund a campaign, make it nearly impossible for anyone who isn't substantially wealthy and/or willing to sell their grandmother for donations to successfully run for office.
December 3, 2025 at 8:44 PM
This, along with the amount of money needed to fund a campaign, make it nearly impossible for anyone who isn't substantially wealthy and/or willing to sell their grandmother for donations to successfully run for office.
More like Grass Chuckley, amirite?
December 1, 2025 at 5:03 PM
More like Grass Chuckley, amirite?
Ohio has entered the chat.
December 1, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Ohio has entered the chat.
They'll have zero Fuchs to give.
November 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
They'll have zero Fuchs to give.
Why does anyone still hold any value to anything that follows the words, "President Trump says"?
November 15, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Why does anyone still hold any value to anything that follows the words, "President Trump says"?
Kind of off topic, but on January 21, 2029 I will volunteer to rip that gold shit off the walls of the Oval Office free of charge.
November 6, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Kind of off topic, but on January 21, 2029 I will volunteer to rip that gold shit off the walls of the Oval Office free of charge.
I'm surprised that he acknowledged that he heard about it.
November 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I'm surprised that he acknowledged that he heard about it.
Of all the things Mike Johnson hasn't seen, he hasn't seen this the most.
November 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Of all the things Mike Johnson hasn't seen, he hasn't seen this the most.
Except what if Tottenham's problem is that we have too many good players and we just don't realize it?
October 28, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Except what if Tottenham's problem is that we have too many good players and we just don't realize it?
Of all the things Mike Johnson hasn't seen, he hasn't seen this the most.
October 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Of all the things Mike Johnson hasn't seen, he hasn't seen this the most.
Someone who was almost eligible to run for the Senate when I was born should not be running for a Senate seat today.
October 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Someone who was almost eligible to run for the Senate when I was born should not be running for a Senate seat today.
There was a band in Kent, OH in the mid 1960's called The Measles. They featured a young Joe Walsh on guitar.
October 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
There was a band in Kent, OH in the mid 1960's called The Measles. They featured a young Joe Walsh on guitar.