The sticker on some (?) versions of Autechre's Tri Repetae has "incomplete without surface noise" on the CD, but "complete (...)" on the vinyl sleeve.

Just type that in every CD listing.

Damn, busted.

BBC Micro I think.
With vintage dust.

Old and impressive, but not impressively old.
Still got two wonky functiongenerators off the physics teacher. Not that I need more.

Might connect it to the eurorack and fry everything in an instant.

Db25 indeed. Connects to the old, extremely dusty computer in the physics classroom at work. Possibly haven't been booted for 30+ years. Runs BASIC. Been meaning to find a monitor for it for well over a year. Also yes, moonlights as an egg cooker.

If that orange isn't fresh, I don't know what is.