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mialynneb.bsky.social
Misty Sparkle
@mialynneb.bsky.social
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Living in the clownshoe state of Indiana. Xennial. If you're looking at my bio, check out the background pic. Oily velcro. IT/Poli Sci/IR - I did Model UN, and went to DC for Spring Break. I'm that kind of nerd. I have a cat that brings me socks.
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Misty Sparkle @mialynneb.bsky.social · 18h
New sock drop video - he’s very passionate and vocal about my winter socks😂
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Misty Sparkle @mialynneb.bsky.social · 1m
A lot.
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Misty Sparkle @mialynneb.bsky.social · 8m
Oh zip it, Steve. Go yell at the former president you helped get elected to get out in the streets, and to stop playing with his watercolors🤷‍♀️
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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 19h
History won’t praise Democrats for playing by the rules if it’s the reason we lose our country.
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Misty Sparkle @mialynneb.bsky.social · 12m
Imagine blaming someone on the internet for not voting. Maybe this is why my fellow white people quit washing their legs - it was a protest. Not that they washed them anyway, but they didn't wash them harder, or something😂
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Misty Sparkle @mialynneb.bsky.social · 13m
What state do you live in?
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Misty Sparkle @mialynneb.bsky.social · 14m
My coworkers laughed that I'd put on sunscreen before going out for morning car rider duty. They also had routine appointments at their dermatologists to have spots removed or looked at🤷‍♀️
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Misty Sparkle @mialynneb.bsky.social · 31m
Those kind of family accounts give me the heebie jeebies. I watched that Rubie Frankie shit play out before she got arrested. All those kids are going to need therapy. I have former coworkers whose kids have digital footprints since birth, and they hashtag their names.
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Misty Sparkle @mialynneb.bsky.social · 33m
I blame the dog waking me up at 5am😂
a woman with curly hair is smiling in front of a sign that says sorry .
ALT: a woman with curly hair is smiling in front of a sign that says sorry .
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Misty Sparkle @mialynneb.bsky.social · 34m
We were having a time this morning😂
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Misty Sparkle @mialynneb.bsky.social · 35m
I need to cross stitch this - it's poetry!
TikTok commenter replying to a dumbass "We're all in this together" comment with: "I'm gonna say this with my whole fucking check, you can eat a dick. You and everybody else that leaves this type of comment can eat dicks. You can eat dicks, get fucked, stay fucked, bite a fucking curb, jump and eat my ass. Then after you do all that, you can go fuck yourself."
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Misty Sparkle @mialynneb.bsky.social · 54m
Giving birth, and your hubs is yelling how many views and new subscribers you're getting. That sounds pretty normal for these family vlogs.
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Misty Sparkle @mialynneb.bsky.social · 56m
OOOOOOH BOOOY!! Miss Subtle Art of Not Giving A Fuck sure doesn't appreciate follow-up questions😂
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Misty Sparkle @mialynneb.bsky.social · 1h
That shit that happened here with Mark Sanchez - my Governor and Lt. Gov were frothing at the mouth hoping to have shit pop off and get the National Guard here.
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Misty Sparkle @mialynneb.bsky.social · 1h
Oh god, wtf did Miss Whiteboard MiniVan do now? I'm off to the Googles.
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Misty Sparkle @mialynneb.bsky.social · 1h
Oooooh boy, that smug face in the beginning. Nope. Calling a Black woman a coward while you're sitting there in your makeup and big-ass pod mic? The gd nerve. Plus everything Miss Ebony said her thread. If my white Indiana ass knows the multiple reasons BW are "resting," miss TikyTok can cram it.
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Misty Sparkle @mialynneb.bsky.social · 1h
Knocked my ass right on out😂
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Misty Sparkle @mialynneb.bsky.social · 1h
Ah, I already had them muted.
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Misty Sparkle @mialynneb.bsky.social · 4h
The fun thing about ADHD is you can say, I’m going to finish this cup of coffee and go back to bed. Thank you brain calming fluid😂
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Misty Sparkle @mialynneb.bsky.social · 4h
The horror movie would just start out with waking up in the morning if you wore a camisole to bed😂
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Misty Sparkle @mialynneb.bsky.social · 4h
I even remember the Italian commercial. But sure, it's just America.
Italian Laundry Detergent Commercial
YouTube video by rollingstone3333
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Misty Sparkle @mialynneb.bsky.social · 4h
My hubs always slaps his on leg day and says, "Welcome to the bakery."😂
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Misty Sparkle @mialynneb.bsky.social · 4h
TOE BEANS!!!
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Misty Sparkle @mialynneb.bsky.social · 4h
That's exactly what it is! I would get the neck hair tinglies when I had to deal with him, and then he threatened me after the Uvalde shooting. I dealt with parents all the time, and my gut never fails me.
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Misty Sparkle @mialynneb.bsky.social · 4h
Gambling with that sleep hangover!
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Misty Sparkle @mialynneb.bsky.social · 4h
I still think all these white male cishet bros need their gd hard drives checked. Like the guy that got on the school board, and it was his whole platform. I had many convos with that guy at work because he was a parent, and he was very unsettling.
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Misty Sparkle @mialynneb.bsky.social · 4h
Both of their names were "T... Killer." They had the same numbers in their handle, so had to be the same bot/person.
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