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🦨 Musteloid Appreciator 🦨 @micah.pet · 3h

*Unblocks a watersports porn account to see if they've shared anything hot lately, since a few watersports creators were tagging them*

*sees an unholy amount of disgusting AI-generated porn on their profile*

*remembers why that account was blocked*

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🦨 Musteloid Appreciator 🦨 @micah.pet · 4h

Who else is feeling extra weasel-brained tonight?

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🦨 Musteloid Appreciator 🦨 @micah.pet · 6h

YES PLEASE

Free Parking 🚘 @free-parking.bsky.social · 11h

This is exactly what we need. This is it.

"New York City Council member Chi Ossé, a close ally of Zohran Mamdani, is privately discussing a run against House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.)"

Scoop: Mamdani ally weighs challenging Hakeem Jeffries

Just talking about a potential campaign could drive a further wedge between Mamdani — the democratic socialist in line to be New York's next mayor — and Rep. Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.)

www.axios.com

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🦨 Musteloid Appreciator 🦨 @micah.pet · 6h

He threw trans people under the bus for his own political ambitions. And if he runs for president in 2028, his platform will be the same as Kamala's in 2024. "I won't change anything, but vote for me because I'm not my opponent."

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🦨 Musteloid Appreciator 🦨 @micah.pet · 7h

And not having any legal recourse because the american government is more loyal to and protective of bloody israel than to the American people.

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🦨 Musteloid Appreciator 🦨 @micah.pet · 9h

They all gotta have pp out.

Doesn't matter what kind of pp they have, they should share it with the world.

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🦨 Musteloid Appreciator 🦨 @micah.pet · 9h

bsky.app/profile/mica...

🦨 Musteloid Appreciator 🦨 @micah.pet · 11d

The last time Americans did a violent revolution to save themselves from a tyrant, it got turned into a national holiday.

Just saying.

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🦨 Musteloid Appreciator 🦨 @micah.pet · 9h

That's what they *want* to do.

What they will *actually* do, however, is run away like frightened little pussy babies when we stand up to them together and fight back.

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🦨 Musteloid Appreciator 🦨 @micah.pet · 10h

All wzls must have pp out.

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🦨 Musteloid Appreciator 🦨 @micah.pet · 10h

Me when I'm jerking it to porn I got saved on my NAS but then getting distracted by my fixation on self-hosting servers so I can download and preserve my favorite media.

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🦨 Musteloid Appreciator 🦨 @micah.pet · 11h

Stop wearing pants and then this won't happen anymore!

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🦨 Musteloid Appreciator 🦨 @micah.pet · 11h

Woozels were made to be naked.

jonas after dark @jonasafterdark.bsky.social · 19h

Wing-it for Brocade, guest-starring me

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Brocade @brocade.bsky.social · 11h

Aaaaa not my pants! I’m naked! How embarrassing!

(thanks, Jonas!)

jonas after dark @jonasafterdark.bsky.social · 19h

Wing-it for Brocade, guest-starring me

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🦨 Musteloid Appreciator 🦨 @micah.pet · 12h

Meta just spent $10 billion USD on a 4 million square foot ai facility.

That space and money should have been used for low income housing and community farming.

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🦨 Musteloid Appreciator 🦨 @micah.pet · 13h

2026 or 2027, according to @davidgerard.co.uk.

Can't pop soon enough.

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🦨 Musteloid Appreciator 🦨 @micah.pet · 13h

So basically, it's pitchfork and tiki torch time.

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🦨 Musteloid Appreciator 🦨 @micah.pet · 13h

And king orange disinvested in renewable energy in multiple ways, forced us to use coal, forced Europe to buy 3x more liquid natural gas which will drive up electricity rates even more.

And republicans are cutting our social safety net AND killing our jobs AND jailing the homeless.

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🦨 Musteloid Appreciator 🦨 @micah.pet · 13h

I forget who, but someone said that this one is like 4 times as big as dotcom.

So the downfall is gonna be exponentially greater.

All while the very technology backing it is being used to steal jobs (and copyrighted works) and consuming more electricity than NYC and LA combined, driving up rates.

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🦨 Musteloid Appreciator 🦨 @micah.pet · 14h

Cars are like this too. Cars have had alphanumeric status displays since like the 1990s. They have ipad screens now. But we still need OBD2 scanners just to read the MIL codes and check sensor status.

🦨 Musteloid Appreciator 🦨 @micah.pet · 16h

Devices and machines which have an alphanumeric status display capable of scrolling out full error messages, but still prefer to use cryptic error codes.

And I'm supposed to look those codes up in a service manual which ostensibly exists, maybe.

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🦨 Musteloid Appreciator 🦨 @micah.pet · 16h

Devices and machines which have an alphanumeric status display capable of scrolling out full error messages, but still prefer to use cryptic error codes.

And I'm supposed to look those codes up in a service manual which ostensibly exists, maybe.

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🦨 Musteloid Appreciator 🦨 @micah.pet · 16h

I watched a youtube short about a guy who went on a date. Instead of reading the restaurant menu like a normal adult, his girl insisted on asking chatgpt what was on the restaurant's menu. It hallucinated, and she tried to order something that doesn't exist.

There was no second date.