Craft-brewed Bear
@micarebear.bsky.social
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Witchy Virgo DIYer with a Tiki drink obsession. Trying to adopt the neighborhood crows. Maybe a little NSFW. 👨🏼‍🤝‍👨🏻 He/Him
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Karaoke but we choose “prologue” from “into the woods”
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This, but it’s me writing emails 😩
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I would come to learn that the advertisement audio law does not currently apply to streaming services: www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
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However, without a legit source and verification into how they’re enforcing this - those “loud” commercials are frequently in compliance — they’re not “technically” louder than the tv show.
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Yeah - there’s always been a permitted level of volume (probably a specific decibel (dB)) that media can’t exceed. Narratives tend to ebb and flow and might reach that max dB once in a single airing. Advertisers are twats and set an entire commercial to that dB
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She’s got a new ride a comin’ that she needs to write a song for!
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I want to design a tarot deck but I can’t even learn the meanings 🫠
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I’m not Tim Cook and I am sorry for you lack of mouse issues, but, can we use your dongle to apply the “fuck you Tim” part? (My name’s Tim 🤭)
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Catch me without pants one time …
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To be fair - the FCC considers where I live to be part of “Chicagoland”, and I’m in Michigan
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I am monochromatically pleased
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Let’s start this rodeo together
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I still haven’t seen Water yet - but it’s hard to ignore The Last Airbender vibes. We’ve got air and water, fire in 3, is 4 going to be an earth tribe? Maybe a subterranean tribe, exploring caves and such?
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Gladly! We can both admire the flowers 🤭
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I wanna take you to the Garden of Eden

#fcf
A man showing off his erection in a garden
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🫂🫂 I’m sorry to hear this. Let me know if you need to talk
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And yet, somehow, the entire fast-smut-for-stay-at-home-moms industry exists.